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jessi101love
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there were tree girls, one was a red-head, one was a blonde, and the other was a bernette.  the blonde was smart, the red-head was smart, and the bernette was dumb. they were stranded on an island, and a genie appeared.  he said: you get three wishes. since there are three of you, each of you get one wish. so the blonde wished to go home. the red-head wished the same. and the bernette said: i miss my friends!!! i wish they can come back! and they came back. and they were stranded forever, and ever, and ever.... The End!

⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰Love⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰
⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰Joy⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰
⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰Peace⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰
⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰Patience⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰
⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰Kindness⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰
⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰Goodness⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰
⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰Faithfulness⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰
⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰Gentleness⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰
⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰& Self-control⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰


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Ichigo2013
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"jessi101love" wrote:

there were THREE girls, one was a red-head, one was a blonde, and the other was a bernette.  the blonde was smart, the red-head was smart, and the bernette was dumb. they were stranded on an island, and a genie appeared.  he said: you get three wishes. since there are three of you, each of you get one wish. so the blonde wished to go home. the red-head wished the same. and the bernette said: i miss my friends!!! i wish they can come back! and they came back. and they were stranded forever, and ever, and ever.... The End!
LOL!

"Asta la viesta, baby." Arnold Schwarzenegger


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Posted By:
jessi101love
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ikr!  i got that from my friend.

i got another!!

here it goes.

there was a girl that was dumb and she went to the parlor to get her hair cut. and she had headphones on. then the parlor said: "come sit here". then she came. then he said: "can you take you're headphones off?" and she said: "no i will die."  then a few mins later he asked again. and she said: "No i will die."   then 5 mins later she fell asleep.  and he took her headphones off. and she died. police came to investagate. they listened to what was playing on her headphones. it was saying "breath in, breath out. breath in, breath out."

⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰Love⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰
⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰Joy⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰
⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰Peace⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰
⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰Patience⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰
⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰Kindness⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰
⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰Goodness⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰
⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰Faithfulness⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰
⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰Gentleness⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰
⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰& Self-control⋰⋱⋰⋰⋱⋰


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Posted By:
sam call boy tcr_2396616 Lock
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am a call boy here from tcr kerala u want me plz cont

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cookie love8283
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love it

GOD GIRL


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hugebear
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Heheehee Devil 

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hugebear from gracie and mia
classicalmusicisepicdonethis for me siggy :love thank you

from classicalmusicisepic for mesiggy


hugebearkeep calm and hug ted


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aqualina
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Unique riddles smile

WE ARE UNIQUE
Someone hate you because you are better than her
You are the best smile


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Kidd.lightning.XD
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say "x" ten times fast 



message the answer to me if u got it..;D


,Ayye


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Posted By:
sam call boy tcr_2396616 Lock
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the same love it

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Ichigo2013
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"jessi101love" wrote:

ikr!  i got that from my friend.


i got another!!


here it goes.


there was a girl that was dumb and she went to the parlor to get her hair cut. and she had headphones on. then the parlor said: "come sit here". then she came. then he said: "can you take you're headphones off?" and she said: "no i will die."  then a few mins later he asked again. and she said: "No i will die."   then 5 mins later she fell asleep.  and he took her headphones off. and she died. police came to investagate. they listened to what was playing on her headphones. it was saying "breath in, breath out. breath in, breath out."


So sick! But so funny!

"Asta la viesta, baby." Arnold Schwarzenegger


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