"Ichigo2013" wrote:

"jessi101love" wrote:

ikr!  i got that from my friend.



i got another!!



here it goes.



there was a girl that was dumb and she went to the parlor to get her hair cut. and she had headphones on. then the parlor said: "come sit here". then she came. then he said: "can you take you're headphones off?" and she said: "no i will die."  then a few mins later he asked again. and she said: "No i will die."   then 5 mins later she fell asleep.  and he took her headphones off. and she died. police came to investagate. they listened to what was playing on her headphones. it was saying "breath in, breath out. breath in, breath out."

So sick! But so funny!

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A MAN DIED ON  SUNADY. THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN HIS HOUSE 24/7 IS HIS WIFE,THE MAID,THE BUTLER, AND THE CHIEF. ON THAT DAY THE WIFE FOUND HIM DEAD, THE CHIEF WAS COOKING THE FOOD, THE MAID WAS CHECKING THE MAIL, AND THE BUTLER WAS CLEANING.WHO KILLED HIM ?




ANSWER:THE MAID.   THERES NO MAIL ON SUNDAY

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What gets wetter as it drys?





A Towel

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What has keys but wont unlock stuff... ?




A piano

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a six foot magician had a glass and was holding it over his head. he drop it on the  carpet without spilling a single drop

how did he drop the glass without spilling a single drop?

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what word doesnt belong here

mat,hat,what,cat,that,pat,chat

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"the one and only t" wrote:

what word doesnt belong here


mat,hat,what,cat,that,pat,chat

what

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"the one and only t" wrote:

a six foot magician had a glass and was holding it over his head. he drop it on the  carpet without spilling a single drop


how did he drop the glass without spilling a single drop?

there was nothing in the glass?

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what gets whiter the dirter it gets??










a chalkboard!!

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"catsrcute9" wrote:

Mr. Black, Mr. Gray, and Mr. White are fighting in a truel. They each get a gun and take turns shooting at each other until only one person is left. Mr. Black, who hits his shot 1/3 of the time, gets to shoot first. Mr. Gray, who hits his shot 2/3 of the time, gets to shoot next, assuming he is still alive. Mr. White, who hits his shot all the time, shoots next, assuming he is also alive. The cycle repeats. If you are Mr. Black, where should you shoot first for the highest chance of survival?


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