ikr! i got that from my friend.
i got another!!
here it goes.
there was a girl that was dumb and she went to the parlor to get her hair cut. and she had headphones on. then the parlor said: "come sit here". then she came. then he said: "can you take you're headphones off?" and she said: "no i will die." then a few mins later he asked again. and she said: "No i will die." then 5 mins later she fell asleep. and he took her headphones off. and she died. police came to investagate. they listened to what was playing on her headphones. it was saying "breath in, breath out. breath in, breath out."
So sick! But so funny!
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