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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?A. He wanted cold hard cash!Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?A. "Is that you mommy?"Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?A. Frostbite.Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?A. They take the psycho path.Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?A. Cell phones.Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?A. Spoiled milk.Q. Where do polar bears vote?A. The North PollQ. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?A. ME!!!Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?A. In snow banks.Q. What's brown and sticky?A. A stick.Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!Q. What dog keeps the best time?A. A watch dog.Q. Why did the tomato turn red?A. It saw the salad dressing!
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Heheehee Big Grin 

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