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Cop: May I see your licence please
Woman: No
Cop: Why
Woman: I got it taken away for speeding
Cop: Can I see your registration
Woman: No
Cop: Why
Woman: Because I stole this car. The owners are in the trunk
(Cop calls for backup)
Other Cop: May I see your licence
Woman : Sure. Here you go
Other Cop: registration please
Woman: Sure
Other Cop: But the other cop said that you didn't have these and that you have the owners in the trunk
Woman: He probally also said that I was speeding.


Angela G


Speeding Joke-moved

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IAM DATING THE REAL CELEBRITY NAMED ZACHARY DAVID ALEXANDER EFRON AND I LOVE HIM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY MUCH


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