heres one..there were 100 people hanging on a plane. 99 blondes and 1 brunette. the plane was to heavy so one person had to jump off the plane to save it from crashing. the brunette said "ill do it!" and the blondes all clapped.   DO U GET IT? LOL IF U HAVE SOME SHARE EM!

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XD lol. Okay, so which would fall off the cliff first, a blonde or a brunette? A brunette because the blonde wouldn't know the way to the edge of it!

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so a blonde walks in a bar
Just kidding they couldn't possibly do that

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A blonde just texted me saying, "What does idk stand for?" I texted back saying, "I don't know" and she replied, "OMG, no-one does!"

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A blonde and a brunette were talking and the brunette said,
"I'll be the first brunette to walk on the moon!" After that the blonde said,
"I'll be the first blonde to walk on the sun!"
"But you'll burn up!"
"Don't worry I'll do it at night!"

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How do you drown a blonde?

stick a smelly sticker to the bottom of a pool

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okay so a blond drives up and sees a brunette jumping up and down at the side ofthe street saying ## ## ## ## #### and over jumping up and down the blond asks watcha doin? the brunette explain and the blonde says can i try so she does and the brunette says if you go stand in the middle of the high way its funner. so the blonde walks over and stands in the middle of the rode and starts to jump and say 27 over and over but then a truck come by and runs her over dead so the brunette continues to jumps but reapets ## ## ## ## #### time.

hope you get it

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