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7kierag95
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this is for jokes only no haters


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7kierag95
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there was a knock at the door last night it was the police he said "your dog has been chasing someone on a bike" i said "nonsense our dog doesn,t even have a bike

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why did the onion call for help?
                                       
he was in a pickle!

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7kierag95
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wife:why are you home early from work?

husbend:my boss told me to go to hell

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iamalive
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"7kierag95" wrote:

wife:why are you home early from work?


husbend:my boss told me to go to hell

XD This one is good! Do you have any more? 

trippy m8


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koli kolz
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lolz...good one Big Grin

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7kierag95
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[quote="iamalive"]

"7kierag95" wrote:

wife:why are you home early from work?


husbend:my boss told me to go to hell

XD This one is good! Do you have any more? 

yes 7kierag95

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Posted By:
7kierag95
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knock knock

who,s there

i kiss docter who

do u now

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CookieAngel
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I have one! Big Grin

Sherlock Holmes and Watson went on a camping trip, and after putting up their tents they decided that they were so tired that they were going to sleep in it. An hour later, Watson was woken by a shake from Holmes. "Watson, look up. What do you see?", he asked.
"Well, I see stars." He replied.
"And what does that mean?"
"Well, when there's stars there could be millions of planets just like ours that provide life that one day will be discovered..."
Holmes face-palmed himself and responded with "no, Watson, you dumby, it means someone stole our tent!"

Bah Dum Tss!

Love And Tolerate

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pinkrockgirl
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We have enough GUN control.. we just need ididot control

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