Kieran in da house
Sherlock Holmes and Watson went on a camping trip, and after putting up their tents they decided that they were so tired that they were going to sleep in it. An hour later, Watson was woken by a shake from Holmes. "Watson, look up. What do you see?", he asked.
"Well, I see stars." He replied.
"And what does that mean?"
"Well, when there's stars there could be millions of planets just like ours that provide life that one day will be discovered..."
Holmes face-palmed himself and responded with "no, Watson, you dumby, it means someone stole our tent!"
Bah Dum Tss!