What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up?ANSWER: A umbrella! Knock knock? Who's there? Gimme! Gimme who? Gimme the money and put your hands up! A cowboy needs a haircut. There are only three barbers in town. The first barber is bald. The second has really slick fancy hair. The third has messy crazy hair . Which barber does he get his hair cut by? ANSWER: The third because he had to have one of the other two barbers cut his hair!

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Lol.

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Uhmm..

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