A- Take the "s" out!
Q- Why are ghosts bad liars?
A- Because you can see right through them.
Q- How do you make Fruit Juice?
A- Give it Boxing Lessons!
Q- What has 4 legs but can't walk?
A- A Chair!
Q- What is a witches' favorite subject in school?
A- Spelling! (Get it)
Q- What do bunnies like to play?
Q- What does an elf learn in school?
A- The Elfabet (Alphabet)!
Q- Why did the Oreo go to the Dentsit?
A- Because he lost his filling!