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Q- How do you make seven an even number?
A- Take the "s" out!  Clown 


Q-  Why are ghosts bad liars?
A- Because you can see right through them.  Clown


Q-  How do you make Fruit Juice?
A- Give it Boxing Lessons!   Clown 


Q- What has 4 legs but can't walk?
A- A Chair!  Clown


Q- What is a witches' favorite subject in school?
A- Spelling! (Get it)  Clown


Q- What do bunnies like to play?
A-#Hop Scotch!


Q- What does an elf learn in school?
A- The Elfabet (Alphabet)!  Clown 


Q- Why did the Oreo go to the Dentsit?
A- Because he lost his filling!  Clown

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Q- What is a witches' favorite subject in school?
A- Spelling! (Get it)  


I don't get it 

“Mutual caring relationships require kindness and patience, tolerance, optimism, joy in the other's achievements, confidence in oneself, and the ability to give without undue thought of gain.”


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witches cast spells so there fav subject is spelling.get it

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"brunea" wrote:

witches cast spells so there fav subject is spelling.get it


Oh. I ... guess. 

“Mutual caring relationships require kindness and patience, tolerance, optimism, joy in the other's achievements, confidence in oneself, and the ability to give without undue thought of gain.”


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Chaamy122
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 Blush Yep! smile And Thanks! 

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Well witches always cast spells! So their favorite subject is Spelling! Do you get it? I want my members to understand!  Big Grin

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Replace one word in a movie title with ''Bacon''

POST RESULTS BELOW :

- i'll start: "Harry Potter and the half BACON prince'.'

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 Tongue Out Ok....umm......We Bought A Zoo! We Bought A BACON! Lol!  smile

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