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A newly-wed couple moves into a house. By the first week, the wife is saying "Honey, my car isn't working. Can you fix it?". With that, the husband responds "What do I look like? Mr. Tire? I don't fix cars!". A month passes when the wife says "Honey, there's a leak in the roof. Can you fix it?". With that, the husband says "What do I look like? Mr. Repairman? I don't fix roofs!". Two more months pass when the wife says "Honey, the shower head is broken. Can you fix it?". With that, the husband says "What do I look like? Mr.Plumber? I don't fix shower heads!". A day goes by and the wife gets home from shopping while the husband wakes up. He notices she took her car. He forgot about it until she got in the shower. "That's odd" he thought "She doesn't know how to fix those!". He was truly surprised  as he noticed the leak was gone, as were the pots and pans on the floor that caught the water. "She is far too inexperienced to be fixing anything!". He finally asked "How'd you fix all the car, shower, and leak?". "Oh, I didn't! The nice neighbor did!" She smiled. Being the cheap man he was, he groused "How much?". "Oh, nothing! He said he'd do it for free if I either bought him a cake, or kissed him!" she explained. Knowing his wife was completely faithful, he said "What cake did you make him?". The wife answered proudly with "Cake? What do I look like? Betty Crocker? I don't bake cakes!". Let's just say the husband will never take his wife for granted again.

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