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Ashynnalin
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why was the blonde staring at the jug of of orange juice?? because it said concentrate.

how do u keep a blonde in suspense?? <how> how do u keep a blonde in suspense?? <how?> how do u keep a blonde in suspense?? <how!?> how do u keep a blonde in suspense?? <how?!!!!>
how do u keep a blonde in suspense?? <HOW????!!!!!!>......... get it????
how do u confuse a blonde?? tell her to go 2 the corner of a circular room. 

how do u drown a blonde?? glue a penny 2 the bottom of the pool.


okay, just fyi, im blonde, 2, so this isn't meant 2 b mean or anything... Wink Nose although i can b a pretty dumb blonde sometimes....... lol

if u have any other good 1s, please write them in the comment section!!!!! thankz



blonde jokes

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-BlurredDreams
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Meh.
I don't know if this is a real 'blonde' joke but it has a blonde girl in it.
Two girls are sitting at lunch. A guy comes up to the one with blonde hair, "Nice Hair," He said. She said thanks. He turned to the other one and said "I love your hair!" and said "Thanks, Its Natural!" while snot was coming down her nose and she wiped it on to her hair. XD


blonde jokes

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poochi
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EWWWWW RHAT THE MOST DISGUSTING BLOND STORY EVER I MEAN EVER

stop looking at my siggy


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JKAM
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A BLIND MAN WALK INTO A BAR WITH HIS GUARD DOG HE SIT DOWN ON THE CHAIR AND ORDER A DRINK AFTER A WHILE HE ASK THE BARTENDER IF SHE WANNA HEAR A BLONDE JOKE EVERYTHING SUDDENLY TURN DEAD QUIET THEN THE LADY HIM SAY MISTER BEFORE YA SAY THAT JOKE I HAVE TO TELL YA SOMETHING THE BARTENDER IS BLONDE THE BOUNCER IS BLONDE I AM A 6 FEET TALL, 220 LB. BLONDE WITH A BLACK BELT IN KARATE THE WOMAN SITTING NEXT TO ME IS A BLONDE A A PROFESSIONAL WEIGHTLIFTER THE LADY TO YOUR RIGHT IS A BLONDE AND A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER

THEN SHE SAID 
Now think about it Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, THEN SAY "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

SWAG@BRO 2COOL4U!!!!
SWAG BRAKES

I Should Really Let Out The Devil In Me


blonde jokes

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Lil JalenJ
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"JKAM" wrote:

A BLIND MAN WALK INTO A BAR WITH HIS GUARD DOG HE SIT DOWN ON THE CHAIR AND ORDER A DRINK AFTER A WHILE HE ASK THE BARTENDER IF SHE WANNA HEAR A BLONDE JOKE EVERYTHING SUDDENLY TURN DEAD QUIET THEN THE LADY HIM SAY MISTER BEFORE YA SAY THAT JOKE I HAVE TO TELL YA SOMETHING THE BARTENDER IS BLONDE THE BOUNCER IS BLONDE I AM A 6 FEET TALL, 220 LB. BLONDE WITH A BLACK BELT IN KARATE THE WOMAN SITTING NEXT TO ME IS A BLONDE A A PROFESSIONAL WEIGHTLIFTER THE LADY TO YOUR RIGHT IS A BLONDE AND A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER


THEN SHE SAID 

Now think about it Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, THEN SAY "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."


Lol you are getting your jokes from the internet i even searched it XD

My joke: blondes are blonde... DEAL WITH IT 

^^ This should explain a lot ^^
Snail flys away, somethin 4 my siggyBetter. :)


blonde jokes

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JKAM
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BY THE WAY I NEVER GOT THIS OF THE INTERNET AND EVEN IF I DID DEAL WITH O AND BLOND CAN BE DEADLY SOMTIMES

SWAG@BRO 2COOL4U!!!!
SWAG BRAKES

I Should Really Let Out The Devil In Me


blonde jokes

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Lil JalenJ
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"JKAM" wrote:

BY THE WAY I NEVER GOT THIS OF THE INTERNET AND EVEN IF I DID DEAL WITH O AND BLOND CAN BE DEADLY SOMTIMES


SO, you are telling me. That everything you wrote in that comment was all yours? Because i searched it on google and found a replica... 

^^ This should explain a lot ^^
Snail flys away, somethin 4 my siggyBetter. :)


blonde jokes

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JKAM
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THAT WHAT I AM TELLING YA IF YA FOUND IT ON THE INTERNET NO PROBLEM PROBABLY THEY CHEATED OF ME

SWAG@BRO 2COOL4U!!!!
SWAG BRAKES

I Should Really Let Out The Devil In Me


blonde jokes

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Lil JalenJ
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"JKAM" wrote:

THAT WHAT I AM TELLING YA IF YA FOUND IT ON THE INTERNET NO PROBLEM PROBABLY THEY CHEATED OF ME


Nah man... I'm pretty sure that the joke isn't yours in fact I have heard grown people use it... On movies... On the internet..... At my school....... SOO YEAH

^^ This should explain a lot ^^
Snail flys away, somethin 4 my siggyBetter. :)


blonde jokes

Posted By:
JKAM
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OK AND BUT STILL I DID NOT GET IT OF THE INTERNET I DONT EVEN USE INTERNET

SWAG@BRO 2COOL4U!!!!
SWAG BRAKES

I Should Really Let Out The Devil In Me


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