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aneesha7
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A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" 
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." 
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. 
"Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!" 
The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"


every joke allowed,blonde,yo mama,riddles,simple jokes

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Jelly3
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Hahahahahhhhaaahaha!!!
That was funny!xD



every joke allowed,blonde,yo mama,riddles,simple jokes

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aneesha7
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LOOOOOOOL


every joke allowed,blonde,yo mama,riddles,simple jokes

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Jelly3
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Teacher: Ramu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Ramu: Me!

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also
admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Ramu: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Ramu: Don't bite any.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Ramu: A teacher

LOL! Amazing boy.....!!!! Big Grin
xD xD xD lol!!!




every joke allowed,blonde,yo mama,riddles,simple jokes

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aneesha7
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lol XD


every joke allowed,blonde,yo mama,riddles,simple jokes

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Jelly3
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ikr! Wink Big Grin lol!



every joke allowed,blonde,yo mama,riddles,simple jokes

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Nimsajeay
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"Jelly3" wrote:

Teacher: Ramu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Ramu: Me!

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also
admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Ramu: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Ramu: Don't bite any.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Ramu: A teacher

LOL! Amazing boy.....!!!! Big Grin

xD xD xD lol!!!



xD

My whole goal in life is to get AlphaT to debate Teh_Skittlez as an Atheist and for Teh_Skittlez to debate AlphaT as a Christian.

lolololololololol

That awkward moment when you realize that you couldn't see that amazing debate because you're not old enough to see the P&R section... -.-


every joke allowed,blonde,yo mama,riddles,simple jokes

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shae508
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LOL XD

Being normal is so boring~
Why not be insane instead?
Devil

6000th post 9/16/2014 6:13 PM Big Grin


every joke allowed,blonde,yo mama,riddles,simple jokes

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genius@23
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"Jelly3" wrote:

Teacher: Ramu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Ramu: Me!

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also
admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Ramu: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Ramu: Don't bite any.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Ramu: A teacher

LOL! Amazing boy.....!!!! Big Grin

xD xD xD lol!!!

"Jelly3" wrote:

Teacher: Ramu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Ramu: Me!

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also
admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Ramu: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Ramu: Don't bite any.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Ramu: A teacher

LOL! Amazing boy.....!!!! Big Grin

xD xD xD lol!!!


Hahahahahahaha!! XD!

Astha


every joke allowed,blonde,yo mama,riddles,simple jokes

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haloace
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Cannibal joke


I'm gonna be a couch (potato)and eat (potato)chips



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