1.Yo momma's so fat at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please".
2.Yo momma's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
3.Yo momma's so fat when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
4.Yo momma's so fat I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
"Childhood is not from birth to a certain age and at a certain age the child is grown, and puts away childish things. Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies."