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Well here we are going to get funny to start of the jokes that are just going to come rolling in I have a few jokes for all you people....

Q: How do you make a Kleenex dance?

A: You put a boogey in it! 


Q: Why did the tomato blush?

A: Because he saw the salad dressing.



Now do you have a joke you'd like to share? Post it below and let us all see it and laugh. Jokes are for laughs after all. Bye now! Thanks for reading!

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Posted over 4 years ago

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XD Um um um... I got nothing :c

hehe c:


Posted over 4 years ago

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Tiger girl (can I call you that?) I read your story on your profile and its...great. What I want to know is do you actually chase tigers??? Cause that is awesome.

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"Chasing_Tigerz" wrote:

XD Um um um... I got nothing :c

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Posted over 4 years ago

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why did the cookie go to the hospital?
because he felt crummy

what do you call a man with no arms/legs that gets into a fight with a cat?
claude [clawed] (get it?)

what do you call a guy who never farts in public?
a private tutor [tooter]

"you officially put my feelings in a ziplock bag."
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"Polarbearlover101" wrote:

Tiger girl (can I call you that?) I read your story on your profile and its...great. What I want to know is do you actually chase tigers??? Cause that is awesome.
hehe c: Thanks you and no no its actually a metaphor ^.^ 
...and I still have no jokes xD

hehe c:


Posted over 4 years ago

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Those are some really great jokes. Thanks for posting!

The Polarbearlover101 awesomest, coolest, weirdest polar bear lover in the world. Oh yeah baby!


Posted over 4 years ago

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Alright heres mine-
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So a man walks in a bar with his dog and goes to the bartender to ask for a drink. The bartender says, "Im sorry sir, you cant bring dogs in here." So the man replies, "But hes my seeing-eye dog." The bartender gives the man his drink and the man sits down. Soon, another man walks in with a Chihuahua. The first man says, "Hey, you cant bring that dog in here unless you tell the bartender its your seeing eye dog." The second man thanks him and keeps walking. He asks the bartender for a drink, and the bartender says, "You cant bring that dog in here."
"Hes my seeing eye dog."
"They dont give Chihuahua seeing eye dogs."
"THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA?" 
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Sorry. Just thought that was funny :3. Then heres another. Its a blonde joke(ish) so no offence to blondes...
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Three woman stand in a room about to get execuited. Theres a Brunette, Redhead, and a Blonde. The Executioner brings the Brunette up and asks, "Any last words?"  The woman says, "no." So the man counts down. "3... 2... 1..." The woma screams, "EARTHQUAKE!" and excapes.

Next he bring up the Redhead. He asks her the same question he asked the Brunette and she responds, "No." He starts the count down. "3.... 2... 1..." The woma screams, "TORNADO!" and excapes.

The executioner brings up the Blonde, who by now has realised what the others did. He asks, "Any last words?" She says the same as the last two woman. "3.... 2.... 1..." The woman screams, "FIRE!"

Why do most people judge people by how weird they are? Its not like we are completely insane...*looks innocent* Really smile

Insanity is the one thing I offer thats contagious *evil laugh*


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