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SwerveMaBoo
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Make me laugh, I need a good laugh. Something that really makes me go LOL ! Post your funny jokes.

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kukookristy
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Why did captain hook cross the road? 

One Two Three Four I declare a time war
Five Six Seven Eight Daleks scream "ETERMINATE!"
Nine Ten Eleven Twelve The Doctor died and Silence fell
Twelve Eleven Ten Nine There he goes, back in time
Eight Seven Six Five Saving everybody's lives
Four Three Two One Grab her hand and whisper, "Run"

I'm a massive whovian and potterhead!!


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merchen item123
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lol i have a 1 but idk if its going to make you laugh or not tho lol here there are :


2 men hit the bar
lool u get it HIT THE BAR!
nope?

All The Way!

hahah so true!

Hahaha soo true he does that lool


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idcgabbie
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Miley Cyrus.

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Boysrock50
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A panda walks into a bar and orders a #### and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads "Panda: Large black and white mammal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."!

Arctic Monkeys!! BEST BAND EVER!

GTA V IS EPIC!

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!!

Surely waiting for a waiter to bring your food makes you the waiter???? O.O

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

Gtr


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mahtaby
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join my group jokes and jokes forever! I post some jokes. Wink

smile)) Once DIRECTIONER Always DIRECTIONER One Direction




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bentoboxofawesome
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memes lolcats I'm so random haha xD tacos

I have seen countless many foolish humans. But you are the most foolish of them all. A human mad with desire is more fearsome than any demon. And yet I adore such foolish humans.


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Boysrock50
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off

Arctic Monkeys!! BEST BAND EVER!

GTA V IS EPIC!

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!!

Surely waiting for a waiter to bring your food makes you the waiter???? O.O

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

Gtr


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screamsicle
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"bentoboxofawesome" wrote:

memes lolcats I'm so random haha xD tacos


got memed on by ripples...........................


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Boysrock50
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Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it’s Colin

Arctic Monkeys!! BEST BAND EVER!

GTA V IS EPIC!

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!!

Surely waiting for a waiter to bring your food makes you the waiter???? O.O

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

Gtr


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