yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scales it said 'one at a time please'
yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to xbox live
yo mama so stupid she went through the door to find out wat was on the other side of the window
yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
yo mama so ugly even bob the builder cant fix her
yo mama so fat people jog around her for excersise
thankyou thankyou, i think im winning! more to follow
You're not an intellectual. You just have internet access.
Surely waiting for a waiter to bring your food makes you the waiter?? O.O
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."
"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"