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A Stupid Joke

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Chibo123
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May, 2014
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Question: What time is it after you've eaten Thanksgiving dinner?

Answer: Time to use the bathroom.

From Chibo123 (AKA Kadie)


A Stupid Joke

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-Broken_Soul
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July, 2013
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if it's not stupid.
tis not a joke.



A Stupid Joke

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mekoolgirl
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August, 2014
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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. 
I'll deal with you later. 

Only boring people get bored.


A Stupid Joke

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mekoolgirl
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Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A: A bee in a submarine!

Only boring people get bored.


A Stupid Joke

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hugebear
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[chuckles] I loves your jokes mekoolgirl Big Grin

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A Stupid Joke

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Shiny23
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April, 2013
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Knock knock who's there? Icecream.ice cream who? The ice cream that you eat !!

A Stupid Joke

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Boysrock50
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August, 2012
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it

Need an ark?
I Noah guy!

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off. 

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Arctic Monkeys!!

GTA V IS EPIC!

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!!

Surely waiting for a waiter to bring your food makes you the waiter?? O.O

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

Gtr

Fun times in the forums


A Stupid Joke

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AlphaT
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March, 2011
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So... did you know that if you made a mental note to write down a time and place that was passed around in class, that would be a memo memo memo. 


Har. Har. Har. 

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A Stupid Joke

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sara182
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March, 2014
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Q:What can you smell that delicious looking but you can't eat A: a poop! Big Grin

A Stupid Joke

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NimA7
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September, 2014
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^^

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