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Excuses for why you don't have your homework?

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march12girl
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A sudden gust of wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.

I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.

Another pupil fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him. My homework though drowned.

I used it to fill a hole in my shoe; you wouldn't want it now.

My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.

My pet gerbils had babies, and they used it to make a nest.

I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.

I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.

ET stopped by my house and he accidentally took it home with him.

 


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Excuses for why you don't have your homework?

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-Gwen42--
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My mom used it in the firepit

Chase Elliott at Watkins Glen

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TUTOR on the "tutoring!!!!" thread!!!

(If you need help with homework comment on the "Tutoring" thread.


Excuses for why you don't have your homework?

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My garbage can ate my homework


This excuse works every time trust me lol 

-Emme


Excuses for why you don't have your homework?

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GlimmeringSky16
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Because...it was a good pizza topping.

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Sign on the dotted line


Excuses for why you don't have your homework?

Posted By:
katerine46
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August, 2014
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my dog ate my homework

my mom got mad at me so she ripped up my homework

the wind blew my homework and it flew into a river

a hobo ate my homework because he was hungry

my sister burn up my homework

my homework was green so a cow ate because he thought it was grass 



hey hey hey
just think while you been
getting down and out about the liars and the dirty dirty cheaters of the world you could have been getting down to this sick beat.


Excuses for why you don't have your homework?

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-Prometheus-
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I actually made it. I swear! I thought I placed it inside my bag already... I checked it this morning, I'm not lying! But when I looked at my bag... -POOF- It was gone, just like that, and... I guess I'm too stressed lately... maybe it was all in my dream... I'm a very imaginative person, you know that. I don't get it... It all seems so real.. or maybe... somebody stole it! Please, give me some time, I'll do it again. 

Excuses for why you don't have your homework?

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lol guys

Chase Elliott at Watkins Glen

Twilight
TUTOR on the "tutoring!!!!" thread!!!

(If you need help with homework comment on the "Tutoring" thread.


Excuses for why you don't have your homework?

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ma'am i dont care about your subject and im too lazy so deal with it

your argument will always be invalid


Excuses for why you don't have your homework?

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My little sister took a bite out of it then flushed it down the toilet. You want it so bad go get it out of the sewer.

Chase Elliott at Watkins Glen

Twilight
TUTOR on the "tutoring!!!!" thread!!!

(If you need help with homework comment on the "Tutoring" thread.


Excuses for why you don't have your homework?

Posted By:
bloggersiya
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August, 2014
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My dog ate my homework

i was walking to school and a stupid boy in my class snatched it from me.

my little sis spilled ketchup on it.

I went to the library to deposit my books but I couldn't do my home work.



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