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Posted 5 months ago

"ThePaleWalker636" wrote:

So, a photon walks onto a hotel. The bell hop asks if he has any luggage, to which the photon replies, "No, I'm traveling light."



My friend's bakery burned down last week. Now their business is toast.



My boyfriend broke up with me recently to pursue his dream of working in a soda factory. It's soda-pressing. He's really Crush-ing my Fanta-sies.

(Okay so when I read this, I thought of this quick story. So there's this restaurant in town called "The Fireplace". I've never been, just always drove by it. Two years later, I see on the news and when I drove by it the next morning, the restaurant burnt down. I laughed so much at the irony that I was crying. Okay you may resume with your day!)

"Give me time and give me space.
Give me real, don't give me fake.
Give me strength, reserve control
Give me heart and give me soul
Give me time, give us a kiss.
Give me one, cause one is best.
In confusion, confidence.
Give me peace of mind and trust.
Don't forget the rest of us.
Give me love over this." ~Chris Martin


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Posted 5 months ago
what did I do when my mum told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo?


​I put my foot down.

the stars cannot shine without darkness.

GENERATION 362 The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment. I did not start this.

love y'all pls be nice

this is the end of my sig:

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Posted 5 months ago
These are like, omg

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Posted about 2 months ago
Why do people say "Break a Leg" when people go on stage?









Because every play has a cast!



I admit I got that online....

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Oh my Gee, you are amazing

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Posted 17 days ago
I love camping! It's in-TENTS!

Mermaids were here


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Posted 8 days ago
astronemers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the world for 24 hours so they just called it a day


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Posted 8 days ago

"hahh12" wrote:

Fat Teacher: "What does the chicken give you?"



Students: "Eggs!"



Fat Teacher: "And what does the fat dumb cow give you?"



Students: "Homework!"



Fat Teacher: "BUT I DON'T GIVE THAT MUCH HOMEWORK Disappointed"



 Frustrated

LOL I NEVER Laugh Out Loud But WWOOOOOOWW    LoLoLLOLLOLLOLLoLlOlLOLOLOLOOLLL

signed, call me kitty


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Posted 5 days ago
Lets make like a shepherd and get the flock outta here

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Posted 5 days ago

"kittylovepug=happy" wrote:



"hahh12" wrote:


Fat Teacher: "What does the chicken give you?"







Students: "Eggs!"







Fat Teacher: "And what does the fat dumb cow give you?"







Students: "Homework!"







Fat Teacher: "BUT I DON'T GIVE THAT MUCH HOMEWORK Disappointed"







 Frustrated

LOL I NEVER Laugh Out Loud But WWOOOOOOWW    LoLoLLOLLOLLOLLoLlOlLOLOLOLOOLLL

BTW I Am NOT In ANY WAY  Supportive Of Jokes About People That Mean TO People IF It's About Someone Just Wanted To Throw That Out There! ~Don't Judge A Book By It's Cover Unless It's A Picture Of Penny Wise~

signed, call me kitty


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