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i need some jokes for the newspaper

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Posted over 12 years ago

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i need some jokes to put in the news paper becuz i am the person who does that so givem to me any kind of joke blonde,yo mama,redneck,or any thing eles

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luv ya always,
~*~Sarah~*~


Posted over 12 years ago

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thats so funny LOL


Posted over 12 years ago

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1.How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
1-You open the fridge door.
2-You put the elephant in the fridge.
3-You close the fridge door.

2.How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
1-Open the fridge door.
2-Take out the elephant.
3-Put the giraffe in.
4-Close the door.

3.There''s a meeting for all the animals, who isn''t there?
The giraffe, dont you remember? You put it in the fridge.

4.Alligators are in a river your trying to cross it, how do you do it?
You swim because they are not there, didnt you hear? There''s a meeting for ALL the animals duh.


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Posted over 12 years ago

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Date: 7/29/2005 7:09:13 PM
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i need some jokes to put in the news paper becuz i am the person who does that so givem to me any kind of joke blonde,yo mama,redneck,or any thing eles


If you applied for the job for the newspaper, can''t you think of some YOURSELF. If you don''t, your just copying and pasting other peoples ideas/jokes.

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Posted over 12 years ago

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funny!!!!

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luv ya always,
~*~Sarah~*~


Posted over 12 years ago

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Mommy, Mommy, sister has a bruise!
Just eat around it.
 
Mommy, Mommy when can we have Grandma for dinner?
We havent ate you dad yet.
 
Mommy, Mommy why is daddy running in zig-zags?
Just keep shooting.
 
Mommy, Mommy why do I keep walking in circles?
Be quiet or I will nail your other foot to the floor.
 
Mommy, Mommy daddy got ran over by a steamroller!
Just roll him under the floor.
 
Doctor, Doctor my brother is a chicken.
Why didnt you tell me sooner?
We needed the eggs.
 
Doctor, Doctor I am having hallucinations.
Your just imagining it.

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My name is Kate.


Posted over 12 years ago

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i know that joke. i was about to submit it too. LOL

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Posted over 12 years ago

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Date: 7/29/2005 7:09:13 PM
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i need some jokes to put in the news paper becuz i am the person who does that so givem to me any kind of joke blonde,yo mama,redneck,or any thing eles


Which newspaper do you work for? The ON?

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Posted over 12 years ago

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i work for the american express

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luv ya always,
~*~Sarah~*~


Posted over 12 years ago

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Date: 7/30/2005 7:28:23 PM
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Date: 7/29/2005 7:09:13 PM
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i need some jokes to put in the news paper becuz i am the person who does that so givem to me any kind of joke blonde,yo mama,redneck,or any thing eles


If you applied for the job for the newspaper, can''t you think of some YOURSELF. If you don''t, your just copying and pasting other peoples ideas/jokes.

cuz i cant think of any

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
luv ya always,
~*~Sarah~*~


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