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the bear and a squirrel

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TieDyeSwirl Lock
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ok,
a bear and a squirrel were walking through the woods when a genie pops out of nowhere.
the genie says they both get 3 wishes.
the male bear first wishes to be the only male bear in the city. the squirrel says. i wish for a motorcycle. the bear''s second wish was to be the only male bear in the state! the squirrel says, i need a helmet for my motorcycle. the the bear says i want to be the only male bear in the country. the squirrel thinks to himself:
hmmmm i''ve got everything i want how can i make the bear''s life miserable
the squirrel says. i wish the bear was gay!



get it? lol rofl lmao

the bear and a squirrel

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Rofl!Lmao! That was funny.

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the bear and a squirrel

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TieDyeSwirl Lock
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thank you!!! i thought it was funny when my best friend told it to me!

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ROFLMAO! That''s hilarious!

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lmao
i think that joke was well funny!!! x]
look to the side i think he is the 3 f''s
fine
fabolous and...
fit


lol thnx for the entertainment

the bear and a squirrel

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haha! funny!

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o.O wow...that was weird...but kinda funny XD

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Lmao... funny.

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Oh wow

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TieDyeSwirl Lock
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thanks yous guys

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