a bear and a squirrel were walking through the woods when a genie pops out of nowhere.
the genie says they both get 3 wishes.
the male bear first wishes to be the only male bear in the city. the squirrel says. i wish for a motorcycle. the bear''s second wish was to be the only male bear in the state! the squirrel says, i need a helmet for my motorcycle. the the bear says i want to be the only male bear in the country. the squirrel thinks to himself:
hmmmm i''ve got everything i want how can i make the bear''s life miserable
the squirrel says. i wish the bear was gay!
get it? lol rofl lmao