a bear and a squirrel were walking through the woods when a genie pops out of nowhere.
the genie says they both get 3 wishes.
the male bear first wishes to be the only male bear in the city. the squirrel says. i wish for a motorcycle. the bear''s second wish was to be the only male bear in the state! the squirrel says, i need a helmet for my motorcycle. the the bear says i want to be the only male bear in the country. the squirrel thinks to himself:
hmmmm i''ve got everything i want how can i make the bear''s life miserable
the squirrel says. i wish the bear was gay!
get it? lol rofl lmao
"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can''t see where it keeps its brain." ~J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 1999, spoken by Arthur Weasley
They say "time heals everything," but I''m still waiting...
~*What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed? And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven and there plucked a strange and beautiful flower? And what if, when you awoke, you had the flower in your hand?
......The world becomes a dream, and the dream becomes reality......*~
A dream is a wish your heart makes....
We are just shadows......
The world is real.......Or is it???????
In Christ Alone
My hope is found.
He is my light, my strength, my song.
On Christ the solid rock I stand, all other ground is sinking sand.
In God I have trusted with my own heart. Not because my parents forced me to believe from a young age, but because I know with all my heart that God does exist. There is a reason to be on this earth, we aren''t just animals.
This may be unbelievable, but I''m not obsessed with GC anymore,
But I am in love with Fall Out Boy... for now. |hence the avatar|
''And the record won''t stop skipping,
And the lies won''t stop slipping,
And besides my rexxxxions on the line.''
~~Summer Song~~ ~~FOB~~
SHAY''S LIZARD... know that, and fear it.
The way he feels inside, those thoughts I can''t deny, these sleeping dogs won''t lie, and all I''ve tried to hide, it''s eating me apart, trace this line back.
~~AAR~~ ~~Dirty Little Secret~~
''The best part of Believe is the Lie'' ~Pete W.~
I am talent
Andres, boo IMM .... FoReVeR YoUrS
Please, don''t hate
....Haters this is what i got to say: I love you too
Always say whats on your mind because tommorow is not promised