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TOP TEN BAD THINGS ABOUT HAVING A SUMMER TIME SHARE WITH DARTH VADER

10. Clxxxs those long-distance calls to the Death Star aren''t his.

9. Uses Jedi powers to shake up your root beer right before you open it.

8. He''s always accusing you of hiding his asthma inhaler.

7. Clxxxs he paid you the rent "a long, long time ago."

6. Dances around in nothing but cape and cowboy hat while doing "Darth Brooks" routine.

5. For once he could use Force to lift his wet towel off the couch.

4. That scary music that plays when he enters a room gets old real fast.

3. You feel like an idiot saying, "No, Darth isn''t here. He''s on the ice planet Hoth."

2. Not easy cleaning burnt Ewok fur off the barbecue grill.

1. Constantly doing his lame James Earl Jones impression.

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Rofl wow...haha. I WANT DARTH VADAR! Haha =P

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Posted over 12 years ago

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lol, Admin is mean. I had another one, that was WAY funnier, cause those things kinda suck, but, since it sounded just a little wrong, Admin didn''t post it.

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Eh... they''re not that funny... sorry Steph.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
This may be unbelievable, but I''m not obsessed with GC anymore,
But I am in love with Fall Out Boy... for now. |hence the avatar|

''And the record won''t stop skipping,
And the lies won''t stop slipping,
And besides my rexxxxions on the line.''
~~Summer Song~~ ~~FOB~~

SHAY''S LIZARD... know that, and fear it.

The way he feels inside, those thoughts I can''t deny, these sleeping dogs won''t lie, and all I''ve tried to hide, it''s eating me apart, trace this line back.
~~AAR~~ ~~Dirty Little Secret~~

''The best part of Believe is the Lie'' ~Pete W.~


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