mary-" Natalie what''s the color of the sky?"
natalie-"blue."
mary-"my sky is green. What color is the ground?"
Natalie-"green"
mary-"my ground is blue. (this is where it gets gross) where do u go to the bathroom?"
Natalie-"In a toilet....?"
mary-"really? I go in a can. What do you wipe your bottom with?*mary starts to shake Natalie''s hand*"
Natalie-"toilet paper whatelse is there to use?....?"
mary-"I use my hand!"
end of joke its kinda nasty but its kinda fummy too
bethanyy,
i''ve maturedd,,
i''m living a messed up life.
i''m confusingg,,
i dunno where i am.
my friends know who they are,,
the day you''re born you begin to die.
the brave dont live forever but the cautious dont live at all.
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