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there was a blond a brunett and a red head.they were running from the cops.they hid in some potato sacs in a barn.the police walked over to the bag with the brunette in it and kicked it.she said meow.he walked over to the red and kicked it and she said ruff.he went to the sack with the blond in it and kicked it and she said potato.

blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.

The brunette said, "We should go to Mars."
The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon."

The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while. Suddenly, the blonde shouts, "Stop arguing! I know where the next expedition should be to ... the Sun!"

The brunette and the redhead looked at each other and started laughing. The brunette finally said, "You can''t go to the Sun. You would melt or burn up before you even got close!"

The blonde said, "DUH... Not if you go at night!"

One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.

Doctorx What was your dream about?
Blondex I was being chase by a vampire!

Doctorx xgiggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like?
Blondex I was running in a hall way.

Doctorx Then what happened?

Blondex Well that''s the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can''t open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn''t budge!

Doctorx Does the door have any letters on it?
Blondex Yes it did.

Doctorx And what did these letter spell?
Blondex It said "Pull

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