×
Back left 6d79ffa2165c70419b5d81367025d889a832b878a14a24f303dd5f6f59a4f2c5
Back right 7131bbac0729874ea35f73598ddf94d2e1f7db07d23b55f12e0a2064353ff6d7
Posted over 12 years ago

Posted By:

Default girl ebfa4eefafa81bb90719837d64c24469880b9b6f180430fe833764236bc8b5a4
Lock e1691472cafece64304be81c5c9c507a93800d3a6cd5948297266277351b71ef
there was a blond a brunett and a red head.they were running from the cops.they hid in some potato sacs in a barn.the police walked over to the bag with the brunette in it and kicked it.she said meow.he walked over to the red and kicked it and she said ruff.he went to the sack with the blond in it and kicked it and she said potato.



blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.

The brunette said, "We should go to Mars."
The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon."

The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while. Suddenly, the blonde shouts, "Stop arguing! I know where the next expedition should be to ... the Sun!"

The brunette and the redhead looked at each other and started laughing. The brunette finally said, "You can''t go to the Sun. You would melt or burn up before you even got close!"

The blonde said, "DUH... Not if you go at night!"




One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.

Doctorx What was your dream about?
Blondex I was being chase by a vampire!

Doctorx xgiggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like?
Blondex I was running in a hall way.

Doctorx Then what happened?

Blondex Well that''s the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can''t open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn''t budge!

Doctorx Does the door have any letters on it?
Blondex Yes it did.

Doctorx And what did these letter spell?
Blondex It said "Pull







News Feed

To view your full News Feed please Login using your Username and Password or Register with Kidzworld!

Forum Activity

Slime in Random posted by PomPomzy
The Rothschild's in Politics and Current Events posted by -Oracle-
Find your birthday twin! Wh... in Say Anything posted by InnaRose
What is Your Religion? in Express Your Faith posted by Kittyrainbow
Is jesus God? in Express Your Faith posted by Kittyrainbow
What is Your Religion? in Express Your Faith posted by Kittyrainbow
What is Your Religion? in Express Your Faith posted by Kittyrainbow
What song is stuck in your ... in Everything Music posted by BB-8
Find your birthday twin! Wh... in Say Anything posted by Happy04
Any Andi Mack fans out there? in TV Shows posted by derlese123
Sillyvision next Generation... in General Roleplays posted by Tord_Trash
Experimentations! [For anyo... in Fantasy posted by SnowflakeAngelKitten
Crystalization [Ask to join... in Private Roleplay posted by AnnaOfExquizurd
The person below me in Forum Games posted by rainbowpoptart
Dreams of Estorra (Manageme... in Fantasy posted by AnnaOfExquizurd
☆ Gaia ☆ Remake- Open, ATJ,... in Fantasy posted by SnowflakeAngelKitten
Throw anything at the user ... in Forum Games posted by rainbowpoptart
Are you Innocent or Guilty? in Forum Games posted by rainbowpoptart
This or That?? in Forum Games posted by Rach
Let's count to 1 Million! in Forum Games posted by Rach
what do you want to be when... in Current Events posted by Rach
What do you want for 2018 in Current Events posted by Rach
New site layout this week! in New Features on KW posted by Jordan
New site layout this week! in New Features on KW posted by SnowflakeAngelKitten
New site layout this week! in New Features on KW posted by SnowflakeAngelKitten
what do you want to be when... in Current Events posted by TwiinSane91
what do you want to be when... in Current Events posted by nounou123
what do you want to be when... in Current Events posted by TwiinSane91
What do you want for 2018 in Current Events posted by TwiinSane91
New site layout this week! in New Features on KW posted by Shadeleaf
Find your birthday twin! Wh... in Say Anything posted by InnaRose
Find your birthday twin! Wh... in Say Anything posted by Happy04
What did you last drink today? in Food posted by Happy04
You fav color describes you... in Random posted by Shadeleaf
You fav color describes you... in Random posted by jaybiboi
What/How are you feeling ri... in Random posted by Rach
Should Gay Marriage Be Legal? in Debating posted by Tennis123
Is there Life After Death?? in Debating posted by slurpie3
Should Gay Marriage Be Legal? in Debating posted by slurpie3
Find your birthday twin! Wh... in Say Anything posted by slurpie3