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Duck Food
the man walks up to the clerk, got any duck food?
the clerk says no! this is a hardware store, we don''t sell duck food here!
day two -
man walks into the hardware store
got any duck food? the man asked
clerk said slowly, NO! this is a hardware store we don''t sell duck food at a hardware store!
man walks out
day three -
man walks in again
man says got any duck food?
the clerk says in an angry voice, NO! and if you ask again i''ll staple your feet to the floor!
day four -
man walks in again
man says got any staples?
Clerk says no
man says good, got anyduck food?
lol lol lol
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~~**Christy**~~
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In Christ Alone
My hope is found.
He is my light, my strength, my song.
On Christ the solid rock I stand, all other ground is sinking sand.
In God I have trusted with my own heart. Not because my parents forced me to believe from a young age, but because I know with all my heart that God does exist. There is a reason to be on this earth, we aren''t just animals.
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-NJStormDevil
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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
I can''t help myself let alone you
I''m a dreamer with nothing left to dream
Trying to tear a hole in the seam of reality
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*Summa*
I am nobody
~!~From a gangsta Goth ...deal with it~!~
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Billy
*Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?*
~should i smile because were friends or cry because thats all we will ever be?~
*I loved you once, I love you still, I always have, and I always will!*
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R.I.P. Lizzytish
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