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Duck Food

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a man walks into a hardware store
the man walks up to the clerk, got any duck food?
the clerk says no! this is a hardware store, we don''t sell duck food here!

day two -
man walks into the hardware store
got any duck food? the man asked
clerk said slowly, NO! this is a hardware store we don''t sell duck food at a hardware store!
man walks out

day three -
man walks in again
man says got any duck food?
the clerk says in an angry voice, NO! and if you ask again i''ll staple your feet to the floor!

day four -
man walks in again
man says got any staples?
Clerk says no
man says good, got anyduck food?



lol lol lol


Duck Food

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Be nice, guys. I thought it was funny, Gigi!

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Duck Food

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sorry but it was told wrong...and I dont wanna post it either...too bored

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Duck Food

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TieDyeSwirl Lock
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i was bored k?

Duck Food

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It''d be funny if I didn''t just see the joke on another site just a few days before. Good timing eh?

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Duck Food

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TieDyeSwirl Lock
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really

Duck Food

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I thought it was funny

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Duck Food

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thanks summer''s cousin!!!!!

Duck Food

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LOL THAT WAS FUNNY !

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Duck Food

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Lol. That''s funny.

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