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Sid the Snail fell to the bottom of an empty well during a romantic first date with his girlfriend Shelly The 30 foot deep well had run dry, but its walls were covered in a slippery moss.

Desperate to get back to Shelly, who was waiting, heartbroken for him at the top, Sid woke every day at 6am and was able to climb 3 feet up. In order to preserve his energy, he went to sleep at 10pm every night but whilst he slept, poor Sid slipped back down 2 feet.

On what date did Sid get out of the well to be reunited with Shelly?




A farmer and his hired help were carrying grain to the barn. The farmer carried one sack of grain and the hired help carried two sacks. All the sacks are the same size but the farmer had a much heavier load. why?




You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?


A man walks into a pub and sits down at the bar, and simply orders a water. The bartender looks at the man, and then, quickly pulls out a shotgun and points it at the man. The man says "Thank you," and leaves. Why did they behave this way?


What ten-letter word starts with "gas?"



A women shots her husband, holds him under water for 5 minutes and hangs him, yet 10 minutes later they go out for a walk. How is this possible?


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the answer to the first riddle is first




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Um, is the second answer because he was carrying the sack AND the hired help?

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Answers will be revealed in an hour

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A man walks into a pub and sits down at the bar, and simply orders a water. The bartender looks at the man, and then, quickly pulls out a shotgun and points it at the man. The man says "Thank you," and leaves. Why did they behave this way?

the man had the hiccups and he wanted water to cure them but when the bartender pulled out the gun it scared the hiccups away




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Date: 6/14/2005 3:56:40 PM
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A farmer and his hired help were carrying grain to the barn. The farmer carried one sack of grain and the hired help carried two sacks. All the sacks are the same size but the farmer had a much heavier load. why?





Is it because the farmer is carrying something else? Or the farmer IS the hired help?

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Answers:
A}On there second date
B}Farmer carried a sack full of grain, Hired help carried two empty sacks
C}The Match
D}The Man had the hiccups
E}Automobile
F}I have no idea

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Those aren''t the real answers.

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Believe it!!

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No. Those answers are TOTALLY wrong, even though I don''t know the answers, they still don''t make sence.

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