joke- Everybody knows Joe

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TieDyeSwirl
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January, 2007

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joe was talking to billy one night, joe said, i know everybody. billy said, you can''t know every body joe, its impossible! joe said i''m telling you I KNOW everybody. Billy said, i bet you don''t know the govenor of the state. Joe said, sure i do, so billy and joe went to the govenors house and the govenor answered the door and said hey joe! joe said to billy, see! i know everybody. Billy said i bet you don''t know the president of the USA. joe said sure i do! so they went to the white house and the front gate was like hey joe! go on in! so they went in and the president goes, hey joe! Joe said, see I DO know everyone! Billy said, i don''t think so, i bet you don''t know they Pope! Joe said, i sure do! So they flew to Vatican City were the pope lives. Joe said to billy, you stand on the balconey and i''ll stand on that platform with the pope. so billy stays there while joe goes into the pope''s house. Joe stands up with the pope and billy sees. so a nun was walking by another man who happened to be standing on the balcony too. The man asked, who are those men up there? the nun said, i don''t know who the old one in the hat is, but the other one is joe!

lol, you probally don''t get it, the pope wears a funny hat and the nun didn''t know who he was, but she knows who joe is! its my grandpa''s joke

joke- Everybody knows Joe

Posted By:

happyfacesrock
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January, 2007

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I get it...Funny.

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