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this is so funny!

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A little kid walks into a store and picks up a thing of gum and askes "How much is this?" and the casheir says "I dunno." and the kid said "Is it fresh?" and the casheir says"I dunno." and the kid asked " Should I buy it?" and the guy says "I dunno." So the manager comes up sells the gum and tells the guy " If anyone askes answer them by saying $.5, fresh fresh fresh, and you should before someone else does."

A week later a robber comes in and says "How much is in the register?" "$.5" "Are you freshin me?" " Fresh fresh fresh!""should I blow your head off?""You should before somebody else does."

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ummmmm... lol

this is so funny!

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thats stupid

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this is so funny!

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im seen better of those kind of jokes

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this is so funny!

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That really didn''t make any sence. I got the joke...but still..

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this is so funny!

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That''s pretty funny in my opinion.

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this is so funny!

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THAT IS SO FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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this is so funny!

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FOR ME THIS WAS FUNNY AND JUST SO THAT SOME PEOPLE KNOW I REALLY HATE IT WHEN SOMEONE JUDGES OTHER PEOPLES STUFF BADLY WITHOUT EVEN GETTING IT !

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