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A blonde lady walks into a gas station and says"i need some 710".The cashier says"what"then the blonde lady said "710".So the cashier says "come show me what your talking about".They then go out side and look at the sign and its a upside down "oil"sign.

Blonde joke

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okay there was this blond girl and she walks into a store and the cashier said we don''t serve to blonds so she went to go buy a wig and she came back with a black wig and so she asked the cashier how much is that T.V. and the cashier said we don''t serve to blonds and she asked how he knew she was a blond and the cashier said because that''s not a T.V. that''s a toaster

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Blonde joke

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Date:10/12/2005 4:19:48 PM
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okay there was this blond girl and she walks into a store and the cashier said we don''t serve to blonds so she went to go buy a wig and she came back with a black wig and so she asked the cashier how much is that T.V. and the cashier said we don''t serve to blonds and she asked how he knew she was a blond and the cashier said because that''s not a T.V. that''s a toaster

no no no the joke goes........A blone walks into a store and asks "how much is that TV?" the employee says "sorry we don''t sell to blondes"xnbspx she leaves the store and dyes her hair brown and comes back and says "how much is that TV?" and the employee says "sorry we don''t sell to blondes"xnbspx so she leaves the store and gets a FULL make over and comes back and says "how much for that TV?"xnbspx and the employee says "sorry we don''t sell to blondes" and she says "HOW DO YOU KNOW I''M A BLONDE?!" and he says "that''s not a TV it''s a microwave. AHAHAHAHA! lol and btw everytime she gets a new make over/wig it''s NOT blonde lol


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Date: 11/24/2005 5:15:12 PM
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Sorry guys, unfortunately when we purge the old posts some of the more popular ones get deleted like Sabie''s Advice corner did the last time. We''ll try to give you a heads up the next time we do it.


Blonde joke

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a rich blonde is driving down the road in her fancy car. while passing a field, she sees another blonde in a rowboat rowing frantically in the middle of the field. this makes the blonde in the car mad because she hates the ''dumb blonde'' steriotype. so she pulls over and shouts to the blonde in the middle of the field ''hey, row over here so i can talk to you!!''

sorry, i can''t tell jokes. my band director tells blonde jokes a lot better than me!!

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Blonde joke

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There r three girls in 3rd grade.One is a redhead one has brown hair and one is a blonde. Which one is tallest? The blonde, she''s 18. lol!!!!!!!

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I am not very good at telling blonde jokes so i will just tell you one that my friend told me...
A blonde was working all night trying to figure out a jigsaw
puzzle..she got mad and called her boyfriend..
She asked him if he could "come over and help her with a puzzle cause she has been trying to figure out how to do it all night but she dosent even know where to start"..so he says "what is it suppose to be?"
and she says "some kind of tiger".and he says "ok i will be right over"....
when he got there she showed him the puzzle and he said.." why dont we go drink a cup of coffee" he sighed "and then we will put the frosted flakes back in the box!"
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