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Sort of a Yo Mamma Joke

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LuvzLedZeppelin Lock
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January, 2007
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Your teachers so old that Moses is in her yearbook.

o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O

What?!?

You want me to take the eardbuds out and turn off my iPod?

You want me to STOP
listening to music?

haha... you''re funny

.......................................................................................

They all cheat at cards and the checkers are lost,
My cellmate''s a killer, they made me do push-ups in drag
But nobody cares if you''re losing yourself ...am I losing myself?!
Well, I miss my mom,
Will they give me the chair,
Or lethal injection, or swing from a rope if you darex
Ah, nobody knows...all the trouble I''ve seen!

Um... yeah

-K





Sort of a Yo Mamma Joke

Posted By:
ItalianGirl13 Lock
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January, 2007
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

skateboarding and baseball rock!

banana cow gr

also Hellslilangel!

i don''t have a friends list cause.................i just don''t want one

Well somebody told me
You had a boyfriend
Who looks like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It''s not confidential
I''ve got potential

_____________________
*~*?*~*CJ*~*?*~*

Date: 11/24/2005 5:15:12 PM
Author:
Sorry guys, unfortunately when we purge the old posts some of the more popular ones get deleted like Sabie''s Advice corner did the last time. We''ll try to give you a heads up the next time we do it.


Sort of a Yo Mamma Joke

Posted By:
gumbygirl_419989 Lock
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that was ok but I have a better one:

yo momma so old the dinosaurs called her Grandma

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I love dance!
Kelly Clarkson is awesome!
My friends list
TyeDyeSwirl
HappyFacesRock
ItallianGirl13
Chilover
Beautiful_Disaster
JakeMan1567890
Summer Chick
gwathie
fall.out.girl
Auby Chick
Zippythecrazy
iamsmiley

JUST ASK IF YOU WANT TO BE ADDED!!!!!!

0 0
x u x
U

Don''t walk in front of me- I may not follow
don''t walk behind me- I may not lead
just walk beside me and be my friend


Sort of a Yo Mamma Joke

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-Beautiful-Disaster- Lock
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January, 2007
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Okay.....

--[-PLEASE CLEAR THE AREA-]--
SYTYCD
Music is worthless unless it can make a
complete stranger
break down & cry.


Sort of a Yo Mamma Joke

Posted By:
missybee101 Lock
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January, 2007
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I don''t get it

bethanyy,
i''ve maturedd,,
i''m living a messed up life.
i''m confusingg,,
i dunno where i am.
my friends know who they are,,
the day you''re born you begin to die.
the brave dont live forever but the cautious dont live at all.


Sort of a Yo Mamma Joke

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TinaGirl-l Lock
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Date: 10/15/2005 6:24:43 PM
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that was ok but I have a better one:

yo momma so old the dinosaurs called her Grandma


that one sucked


Tell her you love her
Shes not gonna wait
----> forever




Sort of a Yo Mamma Joke

Posted By:
gumbygirl_419989 Lock
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Date: 10/16/2005 2:01:53 PM
Author:
Date: 10/15/2005 6:24:43 PM
Author:
that was ok but I have a better one:

yo momma so old the dinosaurs called her Grandma


that one sucked

THANX FOR BEING SO KIND XD

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
I love dance!
Kelly Clarkson is awesome!
My friends list
TyeDyeSwirl
HappyFacesRock
ItallianGirl13
Chilover
Beautiful_Disaster
JakeMan1567890
Summer Chick
gwathie
fall.out.girl
Auby Chick
Zippythecrazy
iamsmiley

JUST ASK IF YOU WANT TO BE ADDED!!!!!!

0 0
x u x
U

Don''t walk in front of me- I may not follow
don''t walk behind me- I may not lead
just walk beside me and be my friend


Sort of a Yo Mamma Joke

Posted By:
Dipp-l Lock
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January, 2007
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I got one:



Your mama so fat she sweat chicken
grease

or

Your mama so fat she bleed gravy.

keep up Smile Nose $ $
-

~My friends~

Kampasi
-Wind Element-
tita216
bubles28105
-kimy-rox-
Auby chick
TyeDyeSwirl
Chinadoll2 xmy sis)
sportsgrl71
sLy GuY
Cup Cake1108
Rita180
tinkpink
and somemore....... I think...


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KrazyKai11 Lock
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2 tell you the truth that was WHACK!LOC!AWFUL!


tellin ya like it is,
KrazyKai11
xnew Member)

Sort of a Yo Mamma Joke

Posted By:
happyfacesrock Lock
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January, 2007
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Hee Hee. Hi Kristina!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can''t see where it keeps its brain." ~J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 1999, spoken by Arthur Weasley

They say "time heals everything," but I''m still waiting...

~*What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed? And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven and there plucked a strange and beautiful flower? And what if, when you awoke, you had the flower in your hand?

......The world becomes a dream, and the dream becomes reality......*~

A dream is a wish your heart makes....

We are just shadows......

The world is real.......Or is it???????


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