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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
where''s my tractor?

*i like dumb jokes...they''re easy to understand...please don''t make fun of my stupidity*

~~~~Alex~~~~

~If Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn''t cool to breathe anymore, ninety-two percent of people would believe it. If you''re one of the eight percent that would laugh, put this in your sig.
~If all of the GreenDay band jumped off of a cliff, most of the world would do the same thing. If you would rather keep your life, put this in your sig. *not trying to ''diss'' GreenDay, i''m just not obsessed with them like some people*

I like cheese!!!
And nice people!!
And God!!!!!
And cheese!!!

Cause I''m cool like that!
XD
~~~Mean People Suck! *hehehe, sorry*
~~~~~I have friends! *I think, not quite sure actually*
~~~~~~~I like using dot, dot, dots...see?...they''re fun...hehehe... Smile Nose
~~~~~~~~~Please don''t try to confuse me, i can do that on my own, thank you!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~I LOVE DEGRASSI!!!!!! *Ellie rules!!*
~~~~~~~~~~~Don''t interrupt me, i''m being oblivious to the world right now.
~~~~~~~~~The Red Sox rock my Sox!
~


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"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can''t see where it keeps its brain." ~J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 1999, spoken by Arthur Weasley

They say "time heals everything," but I''m still waiting...

~*What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed? And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven and there plucked a strange and beautiful flower? And what if, when you awoke, you had the flower in your hand?

......The world becomes a dream, and the dream becomes reality......*~

A dream is a wish your heart makes....

We are just shadows......

The world is real.......Or is it???????


'special' joke for 'special' people

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Haha I chuckled. :P




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Rofl.

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Somebody call for an exterminator?


'special' joke for 'special' people

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*gasp* you guys are AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *thank you for playing along with my stupidity...*

~~~~Alex~~~~

~If Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn''t cool to breathe anymore, ninety-two percent of people would believe it. If you''re one of the eight percent that would laugh, put this in your sig.
~If all of the GreenDay band jumped off of a cliff, most of the world would do the same thing. If you would rather keep your life, put this in your sig. *not trying to ''diss'' GreenDay, i''m just not obsessed with them like some people*

I like cheese!!!
And nice people!!
And God!!!!!
And cheese!!!

Cause I''m cool like that!
XD
~~~Mean People Suck! *hehehe, sorry*
~~~~~I have friends! *I think, not quite sure actually*
~~~~~~~I like using dot, dot, dots...see?...they''re fun...hehehe... Smile Nose
~~~~~~~~~Please don''t try to confuse me, i can do that on my own, thank you!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~I LOVE DEGRASSI!!!!!! *Ellie rules!!*
~~~~~~~~~~~Don''t interrupt me, i''m being oblivious to the world right now.
~~~~~~~~~The Red Sox rock my Sox!
~


'special' joke for 'special' people

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my friend wouldn''t even get that joke if i told it to her!!!!!!!
i know it''s sad!!

'special' joke for 'special' people

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once, a blonde joke actally happened to them...

This girls friends and her always told blonde jokes during lunch and oone day a blonde turned around and said "Stop telling thise jokes! I never get them!!!" lol...

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I love dance!
Kelly Clarkson is awesome!
My friends list
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JUST ASK IF YOU WANT TO BE ADDED!!!!!!

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Don''t walk in front of me- I may not follow
don''t walk behind me- I may not lead
just walk beside me and be my friend


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Ok...........................................................

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Joke Of A Romantic
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Kate... That''s Me!
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THAT IS THE BEST JOKE EVER!!!! LOL

o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O

What?!?

You want me to take the eardbuds out and turn off my iPod?

You want me to STOP
listening to music?

haha... you''re funny

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They all cheat at cards and the checkers are lost,
My cellmate''s a killer, they made me do push-ups in drag
But nobody cares if you''re losing yourself ...am I losing myself?!
Well, I miss my mom,
Will they give me the chair,
Or lethal injection, or swing from a rope if you darex
Ah, nobody knows...all the trouble I''ve seen!

Um... yeah

-K





'special' joke for 'special' people

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remind me to laugh later.

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