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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M''s in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can''t afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people''s fingers!

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly they didn''t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

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Posted over 12 years ago

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Very Funny

How old are u?

I LOVE:
Omarion
Bowwow
Bobby Valentino
Mario
B5
Nelly
Marques Houston


Posted over 12 years ago

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i have one,your mama so stupid she looked for the location of orange juice because it said"from concentrate"

brittney
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I tripped over a cordless phone once

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o u want to talk about my mom well ur mom is so stuiped she told u dumb joks.just playing


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o u want to talk about my mom well ur mom is so stuiped she told u dumb joks.just playing


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this topic is now old stop replying 2 old messages

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