The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn''t find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says, "You idiot! You can''t treat a cough with laxatives!"
The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he''s afraid to cough!"
I''m not paraniod... but I know that you think I am.