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The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What''s with that guy over there by the wall?"

The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn''t find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

The owner says, "You idiot! You can''t treat a cough with laxatives!"

The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he''s afraid to cough!"

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I''m not paraniod... but I know that you think I am.


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Posted over 10 years ago
lol big time

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Knock, knock

Who''s there?

You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?

You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?

Nevermind, it''s pointless.

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I''m not paraniod... but I know that you think I am.


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Posted over 10 years ago
Q: Why is the math book always upset?

A: Because it has a lot of problems.

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Posted over 10 years ago
Lol those are pretty funny.




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Posted over 10 years ago
Roflcoptor.

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Somebody call for an exterminator?


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LOL!

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"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can''t see where it keeps its brain." ~J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 1999, spoken by Arthur Weasley

They say "time heals everything," but I''m still waiting...

~*What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed? And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven and there plucked a strange and beautiful flower? And what if, when you awoke, you had the flower in your hand?

......The world becomes a dream, and the dream becomes reality......*~

A dream is a wish your heart makes....

We are just shadows......

The world is real.......Or is it???????


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