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The bear and the rabbit

There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish.

The rabbit said, "I want a motercycle helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish.

The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.

It was the rabbit''s turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."


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o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O

What?!?

You want me to take the eardbuds out and turn off my iPod?

You want me to STOP
listening to music?

haha... you''re funny

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They all cheat at cards and the checkers are lost,
My cellmate''s a killer, they made me do push-ups in drag
But nobody cares if you''re losing yourself ...am I losing myself?!
Well, I miss my mom,
Will they give me the chair,
Or lethal injection, or swing from a rope if you darex
Ah, nobody knows...all the trouble I''ve seen!

Um... yeah

-K





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*Lol*

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SYTYCD
Music is worthless unless it can make a
complete stranger
break down & cry.


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Thats so mean but so funny XD

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I saw this joke on KW sometime else...............................................Except instead of the rabbit it was a squirrel.

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"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can''t see where it keeps its brain." ~J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 1999, spoken by Arthur Weasley

They say "time heals everything," but I''m still waiting...

~*What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed? And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven and there plucked a strange and beautiful flower? And what if, when you awoke, you had the flower in your hand?

......The world becomes a dream, and the dream becomes reality......*~

A dream is a wish your heart makes....

We are just shadows......

The world is real.......Or is it???????


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HA HA HA HA good joke i like it it is funny

hiyall smile
is love just a dream?

listen to your heart when hes calling for you!
im so in love with you boy

Some where theres someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while, so when you are lonely, remember its true. Somebody somewhere is thinking of you.
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its illegal lol
!xLATERx!


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LOL that iz funny

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I LoVe tHe PeAs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SnAp CrAcKlE pOp,
RiCe CrIsPiEs

Cruel But Cute,,,
im soo worth it
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ryan iz soooooo fine

aniston ur my bestest buddie in the world i luv u so0o0o much[as a buddie]

BLONDE AT HEART
and luvin it

don''t funk wit my
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Be Sexy Be True Be YOU!


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lol

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that rocked


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my joke -_-


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