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Penguins and Salsa

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1. Why did the penguin cross the road?
Because the panguin on the other side had salsa.

2. What is black and white and red all over?
A penguin addicted to salsa.

3. How many penguins does it take to xxxxx in a lightbulb?
One, if you offer hime some salsa.

4. A donkey walks into the bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face"
and the donkey replies " My penguin friend is all out of salsa."

5. Knock Knock
Whose there?
A penguin
A penguin who?
A penguin who loves salsa.

6. What happens if you put all of the salsa in Antartica
March of the Penguins

Those were taken from Mad magazine.

o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O

What?!?

You want me to take the eardbuds out and turn off my iPod?

You want me to STOP
listening to music?

haha... you''re funny

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They all cheat at cards and the checkers are lost,
My cellmate''s a killer, they made me do push-ups in drag
But nobody cares if you''re losing yourself ...am I losing myself?!
Well, I miss my mom,
Will they give me the chair,
Or lethal injection, or swing from a rope if you darex
Ah, nobody knows...all the trouble I''ve seen!

Um... yeah

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Penguins and Salsa

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Heck yes for the Penguins and Salsa! =]

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Penguins and Salsa

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dude march of the penguins is the worst movie ever. we were watching it in spanish xi dont know why, it was in english) but now we are watching Home Alone 2 xin spansih) but we might watch Selena

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Penguins and Salsa

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ooh i read that one!! well no i didn''t..but let''s pretend i did!!

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