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No Offence I''m also Italian
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You know you''re Italian when

You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you.

You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can''t fit two cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas and pizzelles into a regular lunch bag.

Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins.

You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or street. All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother.

You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners.

You only get one good shave from a disposable razor.

If someone in your family grows beyond 5''9", it is presumed his Mother had an affair.

There are more than 28 people in your bridal party.

You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.


And you REALLY, REALLY know you''re Italian when:

. Your grandfather had a fig tree.

. You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00.

. Christmas Eve . . . only fish.

. Your mom''s meatballs are the best.

. You''ve been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you.

. Plastic on the furniture is normal.

. You know how to pronounce "manicotti" and "mozzarella."

. You fight over whether it''s called "sauce" or "gravy."

. You''ve called someone a "mamaluke."

. And you understand "bada bing"

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~~How Sweet To Be An Idiot~~

665 Neighbor Of The Beast

I think there''s only 1 fruit cake in the whole world, and everyone keeps re- gifting it.Johnny Carson

*If Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn''t cool to breathe anymore, ninety-two percent of people would believe it. If you''re one of the eight percent that would laugh, put this in your sig.

Somewhere there''s a someone for everyone. Somewhere there''s a someone for me.-Dean Martin

One day Jon Stewart will be president!!!!

One More Thing... Live From New York It''s Saurday Night!


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I''m not Italian so I dont really get it.




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I don''t really get it.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can''t see where it keeps its brain." ~J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 1999, spoken by Arthur Weasley

They say "time heals everything," but I''m still waiting...

~*What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed? And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven and there plucked a strange and beautiful flower? And what if, when you awoke, you had the flower in your hand?

......The world becomes a dream, and the dream becomes reality......*~

A dream is a wish your heart makes....

We are just shadows......

The world is real.......Or is it???????


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huh that was no joke.....
I came here to listen to some jokes!
Well i''m out!


l8ter

every time i see him my heart goes BOOM BOOM BOOM


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hmmm..yeah im not italian, so i dont get it..but im sure they''re good!

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haha...im not italian....

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Haha.

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SYTYCD

Music is worthless unless it can make a
complete stranger
break down & cry.


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ummmmmmmm oh yeah lol

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