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This rich guy got shot and when the police came, they asked questions. This was on a Sunday morning. The gardener said that he was gardening. The wife said that she was talking a shower. The maid said that she was getting mail. The friend said that he was watching tv and the butler said he was cooking dinner.Who did it????


ANSWER:::The maid did it because there is not mail on Sunday!!!


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Posted over 12 years ago

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Can someone replie, I want to see if this joke is any good.Thanks!!!

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Posted over 12 years ago

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I''m guessing that the maid did it because it says the guy is rich.

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Posted over 12 years ago

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Wait, maybe that''s not right because there was a butler involved, and if he''s rich he would have a butler, right?

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-Happy Bunny

I wanna make sure everyone who has a job wants a job
-George Bush

I get to go to lots of oversea places, like Cananda
-Britney Spears

If I had a dollar for every brain you don''t have, I''d have one dollar
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Posted over 12 years ago

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It''s not funny.

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Posted over 12 years ago

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uh....she said the answer in her post...

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Posted over 12 years ago

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Oh, yeah. She DID give the answer in her post. I didn''t see that.

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in the eyes of your enemy.
-Happy Bunny

I wanna make sure everyone who has a job wants a job
-George Bush

I get to go to lots of oversea places, like Cananda
-Britney Spears

If I had a dollar for every brain you don''t have, I''d have one dollar
-Squidward Tentacles from Spongebob Squarepants

Flippin'' idiot!
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Posted over 12 years ago

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u said the maid did it. was that part of the funny?


Posted over 12 years ago

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it was the maid because there is no mail on sunday

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Posted over 12 years ago

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how is that funny?

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