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This rich guy got shot and when the police came, they asked questions. This was on a Sunday morning. The gardener said that he was gardening. The wife said that she was talking a shower. The maid said that she was getting mail. The friend said that he was watching tv and the butler said he was cooking dinner.Who did it????


ANSWER:::The maid did it because there is not mail on Sunday!!!


PLEASE REPLIE!!!

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viki3-l Lock
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Can someone replie, I want to see if this joke is any good.Thanks!!!

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noneofyourbuisness-l Lock
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I''m guessing that the maid did it because it says the guy is rich.

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in the eyes of your enemy.
-Happy Bunny

I wanna make sure everyone who has a job wants a job
-George Bush

I get to go to lots of oversea places, like Cananda
-Britney Spears

If I had a dollar for every brain you don''t have, I''d have one dollar
-Squidward Tentacles from Spongebob Squarepants

Flippin'' idiot!
-Napoleon Dynamite






Funny Riddle!!!!

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noneofyourbuisness-l Lock
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Wait, maybe that''s not right because there was a butler involved, and if he''s rich he would have a butler, right?

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in the eyes of your enemy.
-Happy Bunny

I wanna make sure everyone who has a job wants a job
-George Bush

I get to go to lots of oversea places, like Cananda
-Britney Spears

If I had a dollar for every brain you don''t have, I''d have one dollar
-Squidward Tentacles from Spongebob Squarepants

Flippin'' idiot!
-Napoleon Dynamite






Funny Riddle!!!!

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Syko Ducky-l Lock
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It''s not funny.

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In Christ Alone
My hope is found.

He is my light, my strength, my song.

On Christ the solid rock I stand, all other ground is sinking sand.

In God I have trusted with my own heart. Not because my parents forced me to believe from a young age, but because I know with all my heart that God does exist. There is a reason to be on this earth, we aren''t just animals.


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uh....she said the answer in her post...

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noneofyourbuisness-l Lock
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Oh, yeah. She DID give the answer in her post. I didn''t see that.

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in the eyes of your enemy.
-Happy Bunny

I wanna make sure everyone who has a job wants a job
-George Bush

I get to go to lots of oversea places, like Cananda
-Britney Spears

If I had a dollar for every brain you don''t have, I''d have one dollar
-Squidward Tentacles from Spongebob Squarepants

Flippin'' idiot!
-Napoleon Dynamite






Funny Riddle!!!!

Posted By:
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u said the maid did it. was that part of the funny?

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viki3-l Lock
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it was the maid because there is no mail on sunday

To my friendzzzz:

Hey ppl, whatz up?


Funny Riddle!!!!

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how is that funny?

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"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can''t see where it keeps its brain." ~J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 1999, spoken by Arthur Weasley

They say "time heals everything," but I''m still waiting...

~*What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed? And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven and there plucked a strange and beautiful flower? And what if, when you awoke, you had the flower in your hand?

......The world becomes a dream, and the dream becomes reality......*~

A dream is a wish your heart makes....

We are just shadows......

The world is real.......Or is it???????


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