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riddles, send the smartest one none shell guess 'em all

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Today he is there to trip you up and he will torture you tomorrow. Yet he is also there to ease the pain, when you are lost in grief and sorrow.




Although my cow is dead, I still beat her... what a racket she makes!





Who killed one-fourth of mankind?



No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?





If you break me I'll not stop working. If you can touch me, my work is done. If you lose me, you must find me with a ring soon after. What am I?



I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cryx On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?


What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?



I dance four feet to ev'ry line, with A and A I try to rhyme. And B and B make couples two, the answer my friend stands in front of you.

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Gunslinger


Remember the face of your father
And say your lesson well
Then kiss the girls to heaven
And send the grooms to hell

Across the distance childe
Some will call you friend
But those that slap the leather
Are all you can depend

Revolve with loaded questions
To answers long and gone
Justice is not easy
In a world that has moved on

Still you seek the spire
Still you play your part
Lie with open honesty
Then kill them with your heart


The Sound Of A Million Doors Opening, Closing, Creating, And Breaking-me


riddles, send the smartest one none shell guess 'em all

Posted By:
GunSlinger-l Lock
GunSlinger-l
Member since:
January, 2007
StarStarStar
Status: Offline
Posts: 82
you looked thos up thats cheating lol

-------~--------
Gunslinger


Remember the face of your father
And say your lesson well
Then kiss the girls to heaven
And send the grooms to hell

Across the distance childe
Some will call you friend
But those that slap the leather
Are all you can depend

Revolve with loaded questions
To answers long and gone
Justice is not easy
In a world that has moved on

Still you seek the spire
Still you play your part
Lie with open honesty
Then kill them with your heart


The Sound Of A Million Doors Opening, Closing, Creating, And Breaking-me


riddles, send the smartest one none shell guess 'em all

Posted By:
GunSlinger-l Lock
GunSlinger-l
Member since:
January, 2007
StarStarStar
Status: Offline
Posts: 82
gaaa, fine i''ll find some better ones

-------~--------
Gunslinger


Remember the face of your father
And say your lesson well
Then kiss the girls to heaven
And send the grooms to hell

Across the distance childe
Some will call you friend
But those that slap the leather
Are all you can depend

Revolve with loaded questions
To answers long and gone
Justice is not easy
In a world that has moved on

Still you seek the spire
Still you play your part
Lie with open honesty
Then kill them with your heart


The Sound Of A Million Doors Opening, Closing, Creating, And Breaking-me


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