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Two Zebras

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Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."

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Two Zebras

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Haha! xD I get it!

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Two Zebras

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XD racist zebras. Shame on them!

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"SmartCutie" wrote:

XD racist zebras. Shame on them!

no shes racist shame on her

IM SO COOL


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"sexybabiigurl1231" wrote:

"SmartCutie" wrote:

XD racist zebras. Shame on them!

no shes racist shame on her

me? Or the person who told the joke..

Two Zebras

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racest! but i laugh any way!

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