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Correct! YOU Took Two! Next, A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?

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It's deaf?

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Correct! It's Deaf! Next, Gertrude Mills was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted, "You brought me the same tea!" How did she know?

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The fly was still there?

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Funny, but too obvious. Lol, no.

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it was the same brand? Or had the same taste>

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There was a chip in the cup?

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The waitress was laughin when she came back ? smile

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"XxStephiePiexX" wrote:

There was a chip in the cup?

Even if the cup as the same, the tea could be different. So far no one is right.

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Cos it was the same tea [like the barrys] and she was happy its the same tea brand but it was the differont tea cup and tea

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