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Top 8 morons of 2005

Posted By:
-Summer-Rain- Lock
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> TOP 8 MORONS OF 2005...
>
> 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?
>
> ATxT fired President John Walter after nine months,
> saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million
> severance package. Perhaps it''s not Walter who''s lacking
>intelligence.
>
> 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:
>
> Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to
> subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After
>firing
> ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was
> standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out
>and give
> yourself up."
>
> 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B???
>
> An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped
> a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller
> machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his
>own
> bank accounts.
>
> 4. THE GETAWAY!
>
> A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop and asked for all the
>money
> in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied
>up the
> store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until
>police
> showed up and grabbed him.
>
> 5. DID I SAY THAT???
>
> Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just
> couldn''t control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked
>each man
> in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I''ll
>shoot",
> the man shouted, "That''s not what I said!".
>
> 6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING???
>
> A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her
> contractions are only two minutes apart". "Is this her first child?"
>the
> doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"
>
> 7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!
>
> In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold
>up a
> Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a
>finger
> to simulate a gun ... Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in
>his
> pocket. xhellooooooo)!
>
> 8. THE GRAND FINALE!!!
>
> Last summer on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert an hour
>east of
> Bakersfield, CA, some folks new to boating were having a problem. No
> matter how hard they tried, they couldn''t get their brand new 22
>foot boat
> going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how
>much
> power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go,
>they
> putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to
>tell
> them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything
>in
> perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out-drive went
>up and
> down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of
>the
> marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up
>choking
> on water because he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER THIS IS TRUE.
> Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer

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Top 8 morons of 2005

Posted By:
Dusk-l Lock
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Lol! Nice dude...Oh I got one, not from 2005, but from...Some other year with 4 numbers...

Once a man came into a bank with a white envelope in his hands and yelled at the lady to give him all the cash. He successfully got over 2k but forget his very important little white envelope. Inside was a certificate verifying his completion of his anger management course, with his name on it. He was apprehended by the cops later.

-Dusk
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Top 8 morons of 2005

Posted By:
-Summer-Rain- Lock
-Summer-Rain-
Member since:
January, 2007
StarStarStar
Status: Offline
Posts: 45
Date: 2/21/2006 5:24:17 PM
Author:
Lol! Nice dude...Oh I got one, not from 2005, but from...Some other year with 4 numbers...

Once a man came into a bank with a white envelope in his hands and yelled at the lady to give him all the cash. He successfully got over 2k but forget his very important little white envelope. Inside was a certificate verifying his completion of his anger management course, with his name on it. He was apprehended by the cops later.


Lol i like #6 hehe stupid people

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Top 8 morons of 2005

Posted By:
Dusk-l Lock
Dusk-l
Member since:
January, 2007
StarStarStarStar
Status: Offline
Posts: 882
Yeah...And 8...I like all boat stories...I have like...3 more stupid stories, but I''m too lazy to type them out.

-Dusk
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