> 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?
> ATxT fired President John Walter after nine months,
> saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million
> severance package. Perhaps it''s not Walter who''s lacking
> 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:
> Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to
> subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After
> ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was
> standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out
> yourself up."
> 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B???
> An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped
> a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller
> machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his
> bank accounts.
> 4. THE GETAWAY!
> A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop and asked for all the
> in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied
> store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until
> showed up and grabbed him.
> 5. DID I SAY THAT???
> Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just
> couldn''t control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked
> in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I''ll
> the man shouted, "That''s not what I said!".
> 6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING???
> A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her
> contractions are only two minutes apart". "Is this her first child?"
> doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"
> 7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!
> In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold
> Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a
> to simulate a gun ... Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in
> pocket. xhellooooooo)!
> 8. THE GRAND FINALE!!!
> Last summer on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert an hour
> Bakersfield, CA, some folks new to boating were having a problem. No
> matter how hard they tried, they couldn''t get their brand new 22
> going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how
> power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go,
> putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to
> them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything
> perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out-drive went
> down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of
> marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up
> on water because he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER THIS IS TRUE.
> Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer