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yo mama so fat that they had to change pimp my ride to pimp my belly

yo mama teeth so yellow that when she smile nelly and paulwall said,"how much was yo grill!''

yo mama teeth so cricket that when she smile and people passed by,they say,"is this astroworld"

yo mama so ugly that when she go out side the people on the block say ,"DANGER!"

YO MAMA SO SHORT THAT WHEN SHE SAT ON THE CURB,SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS SITTING NEXT TO THE GRAND CANYON

YO MAMA HAIR SO NAPPY THAT WHEN THE PEOPLE WHO BE DOING HER HAIR LOOK AT THE BACK OF HER KNECK THEY SAY,"OOOHHH,BISCUITS"

YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE PUT ON A BLUE DRESS,AND WALK OUT''-SIDE ,PEOPLE SAY WAVES COM''IN THREW

YO MAMA SO DUMB THAT SHE BROUGHT A SPOON TO THE SUPER-BOWL[:0]

BREYE098


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haha! I heard some of them but still is so funny !


Your mam so fat, NASA is planning on using her to plug up the ozone layer.

Your mam so fat, that when she went on a trip to Russia, they had to get the US S.W.A.T team over just to let her in.



i made those up but theyre not the best. *wipes tear* You gotta love the mama jokes !

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those were funny! haha! i gotta use them

~*key thing in life, forgive and forget~ <3 bri


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ha ha ha funny i have a few for ya

your mama so skinny she needs a belt to hold up spandex.

your mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

your mama so fat that when she wear a yellow rain coat people be sayin taxi

your mama so fat that she uses texas as her tanning bed

your mama so fat when she lays in the ocean sapin clxxxed her for thr new world

peace out my pplz

the truth is that everyone is going to hurt you,you just have to decide who is worth the pain


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