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There was a family in the waiting room while their loved one was being looked at. Finally the doctor comes out...

Doctor: "I''m afraid I am the barrer of bad news... the only hope for your loved one is a brain transplant.. now this is a risky surgery but it''s the only hope for him. Now your insurance will cover the surgery itself, but the brain will be costly."

Guy: "Well now much do the brains cost?"

Doctor:"Well for a male brain it''s $5,000, and for the female''s it''s $200."

All of the guys around the room were smirking and trying to keep their eyes from their wives. Finally after a long silence one guy asks...

Guy: "Well why does the male brain cost so much more doc?"

The doctor smiled softly and said....

"Well we have to mark the female brains down because they''ve ACTUALLY been used"

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Posted over 11 years ago

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Lol thats a good one

Why I never walked away
Why I blamed myself this way
Now I see your testing me pushes me away
Why I never walked away
Why I blamed myself this way
Now I see your destiny pushes me away


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brain surgery is called a lombatamy


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Date: 4/1/2006 6:01:12 PM
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Lol thats a good one


Thanks. ^^

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Date: 4/1/2006 4:14:47 PM
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There was a family in the waiting room while their loved one was being looked at. Finally the doctor comes out...

Doctor: ''I''m afraid I am the barrer of bad news... the only hope for your loved one is a brain transplant.. now this is a risky surgery but it''s the only hope for him. Now your insurance will cover the surgery itself, but the brain will be costly.''

Guy: ''Well now much do the brains cost?''

Doctor:''Well for a male brain it''s $5,000, and for the female''s it''s $200.''

All of the guys around the room were smirking and trying to keep their eyes from their wives. Finally after a long silence one guy asks...

Guy: ''Well why does the male brain cost so much more doc?''

The doctor smiled softly and said....

''Well we have to mark the female brains down because they''ve ACTUALLY been used''

That is VERY offensive!
I''m A guy,and I use my brain!


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Date: 4/2/2006 6:12:12 PM
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Date: 4/1/2006 4:14:47 PM
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There was a family in the waiting room while their loved one was being looked at. Finally the doctor comes out...

Doctor: ''I''m afraid I am the barrer of bad news... the only hope for your loved one is a brain transplant.. now this is a risky surgery but it''s the only hope for him. Now your insurance will cover the surgery itself, but the brain will be costly.''

Guy: ''Well now much do the brains cost?''

Doctor:''Well for a male brain it''s $5,000, and for the female''s it''s $200.''

All of the guys around the room were smirking and trying to keep their eyes from their wives. Finally after a long silence one guy asks...

Guy: ''Well why does the male brain cost so much more doc?''

The doctor smiled softly and said....

''Well we have to mark the female brains down because they''ve ACTUALLY been used''

That is VERY offensive!
I''m A guy,and I use my brain!

lol i''m srry! i bet you use your''s more than i use mine!

lol i still like the joke!


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Teehee, that actually made me giggle! Woot, it was awesome.

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