Doctor: "I''m afraid I am the barrer of bad news... the only hope for your loved one is a brain transplant.. now this is a risky surgery but it''s the only hope for him. Now your insurance will cover the surgery itself, but the brain will be costly."
Guy: "Well now much do the brains cost?"
Doctor:"Well for a male brain it''s $5,000, and for the female''s it''s $200."
All of the guys around the room were smirking and trying to keep their eyes from their wives. Finally after a long silence one guy asks...
Guy: "Well why does the male brain cost so much more doc?"
The doctor smiled softly and said....
"Well we have to mark the female brains down because they''ve ACTUALLY been used"
~Why can''t I find myself an idol? Somebody that I can look up to. Be big enough to hold me close in their arms, and never let me down.~ -Love is there for ya, don''t go seeking it, it will come to you. Enjoy life, it goes too fast.