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The Brain Surgery

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There was a family in the waiting room while their loved one was being looked at. Finally the doctor comes out...

Doctor: "I''m afraid I am the barrer of bad news... the only hope for your loved one is a brain transplant.. now this is a risky surgery but it''s the only hope for him. Now your insurance will cover the surgery itself, but the brain will be costly."

Guy: "Well now much do the brains cost?"

Doctor:"Well for a male brain it''s $5,000, and for the female''s it''s $200."

All of the guys around the room were smirking and trying to keep their eyes from their wives. Finally after a long silence one guy asks...

Guy: "Well why does the male brain cost so much more doc?"

The doctor smiled softly and said....

"Well we have to mark the female brains down because they''ve ACTUALLY been used"

~Why can''t I find myself an idol? Somebody that I can look up to. Be big enough to hold me close in their arms, and never let me down.~ -Love is there for ya, don''t go seeking it, it will come to you. Enjoy life, it goes too fast.


The Brain Surgery

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Lol thats a good one

Why I never walked away
Why I blamed myself this way
Now I see your testing me pushes me away
Why I never walked away
Why I blamed myself this way
Now I see your destiny pushes me away


The Brain Surgery

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brain surgery is called a lombatamy

The Brain Surgery

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Date: 4/1/2006 6:01:12 PM
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Lol thats a good one


Thanks. ^^

~Why can''t I find myself an idol? Somebody that I can look up to. Be big enough to hold me close in their arms, and never let me down.~ -Love is there for ya, don''t go seeking it, it will come to you. Enjoy life, it goes too fast.


The Brain Surgery

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Date: 4/1/2006 4:14:47 PM
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There was a family in the waiting room while their loved one was being looked at. Finally the doctor comes out...

Doctor: ''I''m afraid I am the barrer of bad news... the only hope for your loved one is a brain transplant.. now this is a risky surgery but it''s the only hope for him. Now your insurance will cover the surgery itself, but the brain will be costly.''

Guy: ''Well now much do the brains cost?''

Doctor:''Well for a male brain it''s $5,000, and for the female''s it''s $200.''

All of the guys around the room were smirking and trying to keep their eyes from their wives. Finally after a long silence one guy asks...

Guy: ''Well why does the male brain cost so much more doc?''

The doctor smiled softly and said....

''Well we have to mark the female brains down because they''ve ACTUALLY been used''

That is VERY offensive!
I''m A guy,and I use my brain!


I LIKE PIZZA!


The Brain Surgery

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Date: 4/2/2006 6:12:12 PM
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Date: 4/1/2006 4:14:47 PM
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There was a family in the waiting room while their loved one was being looked at. Finally the doctor comes out...

Doctor: ''I''m afraid I am the barrer of bad news... the only hope for your loved one is a brain transplant.. now this is a risky surgery but it''s the only hope for him. Now your insurance will cover the surgery itself, but the brain will be costly.''

Guy: ''Well now much do the brains cost?''

Doctor:''Well for a male brain it''s $5,000, and for the female''s it''s $200.''

All of the guys around the room were smirking and trying to keep their eyes from their wives. Finally after a long silence one guy asks...

Guy: ''Well why does the male brain cost so much more doc?''

The doctor smiled softly and said....

''Well we have to mark the female brains down because they''ve ACTUALLY been used''

That is VERY offensive!
I''m A guy,and I use my brain!

lol i''m srry! i bet you use your''s more than i use mine!

lol i still like the joke!

The Brain Surgery

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Teehee, that actually made me giggle! Woot, it was awesome.

~Emmie~

There is nothing to fear, but fear it self.
I like pickles! I think they are sexy!
::humans are the only species capable of endless evil x cruelty, but also endless compassion, and endless hope::



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