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YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!

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Oh ma sister told me this one
Yo Mamma so dumb she called the operator and asked how long does it take to get from Californa to Arizona, the operator said "one moment plz", and yo mamma said thank you and hung up the phone....lol

I''m a very sweet person...until u cross that line :0)


YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!

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Yo pappy is so fat, that he makes your mama look skinny!

O Burn!

****Veta12****


YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!

Posted By:
wackyone
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Yo mama so rich she looks like a pooor

YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!

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YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE COME HOME TO HUG HER KIDS THEY ARE NO WHERE TOO BE FOUND!

JUST BEING REAL~!~HATED BY
MANY~LOVED BY ALL~


YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!

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THIS STUFF IS TIGHT

JUST BEING REAL~!~HATED BY
MANY~LOVED BY ALL~


YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!

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wackyone
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your grreat at it me2cute

YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!

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Date: 5/2/2006 2:10:46 PM
Author: piemold
Yo'' mamas teeth are so yellow that I can''t believe its not butter.


Yo'' mamas so ugly it is considered animal abuse to get into a fight with her.


Yo'' mamas glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving.

I suck.


the two first were hillarious.

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cant think of a signature right now.


YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!

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yo mama so poor i went up to her and asked "can i use the restrom?" she said"pick a corner"

friends:
liss
jc/josh
ronny
montel
lydia
jarr
keanna
emma
alison
angel
kigome10
shay
sarah
kate

It''s not how much you mean to the world, It''s how much you mean to me, It''s not how many times I say ''I love you'', It''s how much I really do.

There''s a sparkle in your eyes that only I can see, and there''s a special place in my heart where you will always be.

When I talk with you, I know the meaning of understanding.When I laugh with you, I know the meaning of happiness. When I hold you I know the meaning of togetherness. When i''m with you I know the meaning of love.

A part of you grows within me. And so it''s you and me together forever, never apart, maybe in distance, but never apart.

There are many ways to say I love you to a person. As a friend, family, or even a big crush, but the love I have for you is neither, it''s true.

From now on you will never be alone.Even when we are seperated and eve


YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!

Posted By:
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January, 2007
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yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on soul train![:0]

JESUS IS MY HOMIE LUV HIM smile
HEY PPLZ MY NAME
IS SARAH I LOVE MY
BFFS LIKE POPCORN!
LUV U GIRL DANIEAL
RADCLIFFE IS HOTT

MY NICKNAME IS
TATER AND LOVE
DANCING PARTY PARTY!!JUS KIDDIN LOL

YOUR my FRIEND so
IF you CRY i CRY
if YOU laugh I LAUGH if YOU FIGHT i fight
if YOU jump
off A bridge
I will MISS your
SORRY butt!!
lol

role MODELS
MOMMA
nana
grandma
FALLOUT BOY!!!!

are we growin up
or just going
down its just
a matter of time
untill were all
found out take
our tears put em
on ice cuz i swear
id burn the city
down to show you the lies

now what is this
pumping through your
speakers delivering
just what you need
where and and boys
were the best boys

where the chemist
who found the
formula to make
your heart
swell and burst
no matter what
they say dont
believe a word

cuz ill keep
singi


YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!

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u dont suck. those r funmny yo mamma jokes


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