Yo Mama''s house so small, I threw a rock in the window and it hit eerybody inside
Yo Mama like a Big Mac. full of fat and only worth a buck
What did yo Mama''s right leg say to her left one? Nothin'', they never met
Yo Mama so fat, her panties are parachutes
Wow, I could do better
As I walk through the valley of
the shadows of LA, The footsteps
that were next to me have gone
their separate ways.
I''m in LOVE with Vanessa Hudgens
Date: 7/13/2006 9:53:08 AM
O O O O I got 1 ummmm.......yea YO MAMA so fat she''s on both sides of the family.lol
like duuuh im cute and look at your own sig Jesse''s mine thats all I have to say ally-or allyssaFriends:Jenn,Brook,rey,Jayla,Taylor
okay heres a blonde joke:
1 day a blonde walked in2 a store and said can i have that TV? The owner said no, not u
the next day she dressed up in a disguise as a brunnette and went there again and asked can i have that TV? The owner said no again.
then the next day she again dressed up as somethin else and asked can i have that TV? The owner said no, and she said y can''t i have it!?and how''d u no it was me, he answered, bcuz thats a microwave!
A HOTT lauren 911, babay_blue, Alterego,
jen987, mefan101, starhottie,