Hey everyone heres a joke .WARNING:its long so there a boy called alex and he"s gonna start school and for homework he has 2 learn all the letterz of the alphabet so he goes home and asks his sister do u know the first 3 letters of the alphabet and she says" shut up u dork im on the fone blah blah blah" so he goes to his younger brother who is watching tv and he asks whats the second letter of the alphabet and his brother relpys"noddy noody car" and he goes to his dad who is watching football and he asks the same question and he replys "75 and hit em hard" so the next morning the teacher asks him alex wats the first letter on the alphabet. Alex; shut up u dork im on the fone teacher; alex how dare u.. Alex ; nody nody car teacher; how many spankz do you alex; 75 and hit em hard lol.

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Whats a dear with no legs or eyes??

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No-eye-Dear.  

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I have heard a funnier version of this joke but pretty funny!

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ONE THERE WAS A KING AND QUEEN BOTH DIED STORY ENDS LOL

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ok ok i got one ur mamas s ugly that when she walked into the store a imploye turned off the security cams

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I'm BORED . xD

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Did you all hear about the man that lost his left arm and left leg in a car accident? He is all right now.

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(note1) you have to be smart to understand this joke.   (note2) this is a knock knock joke. two guys walk into a bar.

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