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Yo Mama

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lol this is my favorite one!

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Don''t walk infront of me, I may not follow. Don''t walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me, and be my friend.

A poem about friendship:
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Forever Friends:

you are my friend and that is true, but the gift was given from me to you.
We went through moments good and bad, and even some that were happy and sad. You supported me when I was in tears, and we stuck together while we were in fears.


it''s really sad that it had to be this way, but until it has reached its very last day. miles away can''t keep us apart, cause you''ll always and forever, be in my heart.

I fall trip up the stairs! Haha.


Yo Mama

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Yo mama's so dumb she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order

Celita, Cel CelsCellphone, Celly, Cel, Celinder , Sallary, Celitar, Selida, Selita, Selindar ; Call me any of those names please ;D


Yo Mama

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"celita10" wrote:

Yo mama's so dumb she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order
Haha xD

#girlsalliancecamp


Yo Mama

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[quote="GawjussGracieex"][quote="celita10"]Yo mama's so dumb she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order[/quote] Haha xD[/quote Thanks  i got another one Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to play attention

Celita, Cel CelsCellphone, Celly, Cel, Celinder , Sallary, Celitar, Selida, Selita, Selindar ; Call me any of those names please ;D


Yo Mama

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Yo Mamma's so fat that when she stepped onto the scale it said, "One at a time please."

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Hello! I''m Megan! To find out more about me, visit my profile. (w)(w)(w).kidzworld.com/profile/Megan_01






Don''t walk infront of me, I may not follow. Don''t walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me, and be my friend.

A poem about friendship:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Forever Friends:

you are my friend and that is true, but the gift was given from me to you.
We went through moments good and bad, and even some that were happy and sad. You supported me when I was in tears, and we stuck together while we were in fears.


it''s really sad that it had to be this way, but until it has reached its very last day. miles away can''t keep us apart, cause you''ll always and forever, be in my heart.

I fall trip up the stairs! Haha.


Yo Mama

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"Megan_01" wrote:

Yo Mamma's so fat that when she stepped onto the scale it said, "One at a time please."
Haha! xD

#girlsalliancecamp


Yo Mama

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I can't help myself but to post.... Yo mama so fat she ordered a water bed and they put a blanket over the ocean.


Me and Italy like to draw.
for carmal_smile
12/16/11 1,000th post!


Yo Mama

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I have another one the same about the last one except for it's different a little. Yo Mamma's so fat that when she stepped onto the scale it said, "To be continued.." xD

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Hello! I''m Megan! To find out more about me, visit my profile. (w)(w)(w).kidzworld.com/profile/Megan_01






Don''t walk infront of me, I may not follow. Don''t walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me, and be my friend.

A poem about friendship:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Forever Friends:

you are my friend and that is true, but the gift was given from me to you.
We went through moments good and bad, and even some that were happy and sad. You supported me when I was in tears, and we stuck together while we were in fears.


it''s really sad that it had to be this way, but until it has reached its very last day. miles away can''t keep us apart, cause you''ll always and forever, be in my heart.

I fall trip up the stairs! Haha.


Yo Mama

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"carmal_smile" wrote:

I can't help myself but to post.... Yo mama so fat she ordered a water bed and they put a blanket over the ocean.
Haha!


"If a man loses pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away."
- Henry David Thoreau


Yo Mama

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Yo Mama so fat she had to got to Sea World to get baptized!

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