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BEST YO MAMA JOKE EVER!!!!!!

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Tricey'15
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Yo mama so fat, wen she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out! SHaME! LOLOL

If yhu don't having nothin nice 2 say then don't say nothing at all. smile
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Hey yhu..yeah yhu who is looking @ my singature..What's up?¿ (:

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BEST YO MAMA JOKE EVER!!!!!!

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- Yo momma so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her. - Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle. - Yo momma has one arm and can't applaud. - Yo momma head so small, she got her ears pierced and died. - Yo momma head so small, she use a teabag for a pillow. - Yo momma so poor when I went to rob her house,and I went in the front door and tripped out the back. - Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like roll-on deodorant. - Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish!

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.


BEST YO MAMA JOKE EVER!!!!!!

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Define ''best'' All i see is ''crap''

BEST YO MAMA JOKE EVER!!!!!!

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"Literaturee" wrote:

- Yo momma so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her. - Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle. - Yo momma has one arm and can't applaud. - Yo momma head so small, she got her ears pierced and died. - Yo momma head so small, she use a teabag for a pillow. - Yo momma so poor when I went to rob her house,and I went in the front door and tripped out the back. - Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like roll-on deodorant. - Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish!
Pssh, talk about copying off the internet.

unicorns and rainbows. x3


BEST YO MAMA JOKE EVER!!!!!!

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"x Amazing Ally x" wrote:

"Literaturee" wrote:

- Yo momma so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her. - Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle. - Yo momma has one arm and can't applaud. - Yo momma head so small, she got her ears pierced and died. - Yo momma head so small, she use a teabag for a pillow. - Yo momma so poor when I went to rob her house,and I went in the front door and tripped out the back. - Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like roll-on deodorant. - Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish!
Pssh, talk about copying off the internet.
Don't be a hater ]x

BEST YO MAMA JOKE EVER!!!!!!

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"-Ramones-" wrote:

"x Amazing Ally x" wrote:

"Literaturee" wrote:

- Yo momma so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her. - Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle. - Yo momma has one arm and can't applaud. - Yo momma head so small, she got her ears pierced and died. - Yo momma head so small, she use a teabag for a pillow. - Yo momma so poor when I went to rob her house,and I went in the front door and tripped out the back. - Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like roll-on deodorant. - Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish!
Pssh, talk about copying off the internet.
Don't be a hater ]x
I ain't being a hater. (: I'm just telling da truth. :3

unicorns and rainbows. x3


BEST YO MAMA JOKE EVER!!!!!!

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"x Amazing Ally x" wrote:

"-Ramones-" wrote:

"x Amazing Ally x" wrote:

"Literaturee" wrote:

- Yo momma so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her. - Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle. - Yo momma has one arm and can't applaud. - Yo momma head so small, she got her ears pierced and died. - Yo momma head so small, she use a teabag for a pillow. - Yo momma so poor when I went to rob her house,and I went in the front door and tripped out the back. - Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like roll-on deodorant. - Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish!
Pssh, talk about copying off the internet.
Don't be a hater ]x
I ain't being a hater. (: I'm just telling da truth. :3
Truth hurts

BEST YO MAMA JOKE EVER!!!!!!

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x Amazing Ally x_1810856 Lock
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"-Ramones-" wrote:

"x Amazing Ally x" wrote:

"-Ramones-" wrote:

"x Amazing Ally x" wrote:

"Literaturee" wrote:

- Yo momma so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her. - Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle. - Yo momma has one arm and can't applaud. - Yo momma head so small, she got her ears pierced and died. - Yo momma head so small, she use a teabag for a pillow. - Yo momma so poor when I went to rob her house,and I went in the front door and tripped out the back. - Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like roll-on deodorant. - Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish!
Pssh, talk about copying off the internet.
Don't be a hater ]x
I ain't being a hater. (: I'm just telling da truth. :3
Truth hurts
Of course it does.

unicorns and rainbows. x3


BEST YO MAMA JOKE EVER!!!!!!

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Literaturee
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"x Amazing Ally x" wrote:

"-Ramones-" wrote:

"x Amazing Ally x" wrote:

"-Ramones-" wrote:

"x Amazing Ally x" wrote:

"Literaturee" wrote:

- Yo momma so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her. - Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle. - Yo momma has one arm and can't applaud. - Yo momma head so small, she got her ears pierced and died. - Yo momma head so small, she use a teabag for a pillow. - Yo momma so poor when I went to rob her house,and I went in the front door and tripped out the back. - Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like roll-on deodorant. - Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish!
Pssh, talk about copying off the internet.
Don't be a hater ]x
I ain't being a hater. (: I'm just telling da truth. :3
Truth hurts
Of course it does.
_______________________________________________________________ I could really care less. Some other people get theirs off the internet. I haven't seen one I haven't heard of before. And besides, does it really matter where I get them from? If it's funny just giggle a little and move on. No need for the commentary that is, if you think about it, kinda off topic since you aren't stating a joke. Oh and I have another! - Yo momma so stupid (and old in another case) Jesus said "Let there be light." So she turned the lights on. Edit: And sorry that you feel that way. But what am I to do, everyone else too the good jokes. Sorry for not thinking up a joke, but then again I don't have to please you.

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.


BEST YO MAMA JOKE EVER!!!!!!

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"Literaturee" wrote:

I could really care less. Some other people get theirs off the internet. I haven't seen one I haven't heard of before. And besides, does it really matter where I get them from? If it's funny just giggle a little and move on. No need for the commentary that is, if you think about it, kinda off topic since you aren't stating a joke. Oh and I have another! - Yo momma so stupid (and old in another case) Jesus said "Let there be light." So she turned the lights on.
Yo momma so stupid, she's so stupid

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