BEST YO MAMA JOKE EVER!!!!!! - Jokes and Riddles - Entertainment - Page 2

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Posted about 5 years ago

Yo mamas so ugly when she came out of a haunted house she got and application to work there.

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Haha! I Love This One!

See that beauty up there? She's My Idol Demi Lovato She Inspires Me She Is My Everything♥ I Own Her! Oops I Mean I Share This Girl With Maddie, Katie,Kulsum, And Shifa! Wanna Share? My Answer Is NO! The Girls May Say Yes And I May Say Oh H3!! NO!

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Posted about 5 years ago

yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone

jb sucks yeah he does haha sorry jb lovers

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Posted about 5 years ago

I posted over 40 jokes on a similar board... they are my answers (;

unicorns and rainbows. x3

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Posted about 5 years ago

to mama so fat when she walks she creates an earthquake

jb sucks yeah he does haha sorry jb lovers

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Posted about 5 years ago

yo mama so fate when she took a tunmble.all the houses collasped

jb sucks yeah he does haha sorry jb lovers

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Posted about 5 years ago

yo mama so fat when someone took a picture of her,she didnt fit on the screen

jb sucks yeah he does haha sorry jb lovers

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Posted about 5 years ago

Yo mama's farts smell so bad every time she farts every skunk mother tell their children"Kids! Hold your nose!"

A dog is liking my face. Oh! It's time for our cat to sleep in a litter box.and a person hates golf and wants to become a pro who hats peanut butter and eats nacho cheese at 1:00 in the morning. Excuse me I need to watch grass grow!
There's no I in team, but there IS a me.
Hey want my #? It's 878! Can't you see it in my name?

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Posted about 5 years ago

Yo Momma so fat she got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book Yo Momma so fat Not even Dora can explore her Yo Momma so fat she broke the family tree Yo Momma so fat Mount Everest tried to Climb her! Yo Momma so fat she couldn't fit in this joke Yo Momma so fat she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up Yo Momma so fat, she got it goin on... and on.. and on... and on... Yo Momma so fat that when she won a cruise, she found out she WAS the cruise. Yo Momma so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already world wide. YO MOMMA SO LAZY, SHE LOOKED UP CHEATS FOR WII FIT! smile

When you cried, I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream, I'd fight away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have all of me