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Posted over 4 years ago
This is what your mom has: Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle. Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper. Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree. Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying. Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand. Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it. Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles. Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude. Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger! Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo. Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it. Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns. Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches. Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

Duh.Er.Rikk..Names Derek Im a Derek-Saur not Dinosaur..Derek Saur


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Posted over 4 years ago
yo mama so fat the equater is only half her size

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Posted over 4 years ago
yo mama so ugly the world cracked when she was born

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Posted over 4 years ago
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor

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Posted over 4 years ago
yo mama so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call

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Posted over 4 years ago
yo mama so ugly that when freddy crueger came to floss his his molars he yo and wen yo mama turnwed around she said hes my match

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Posted over 4 years ago
yo mnama so fat when she talk to herself its al ong distance call yo mama blood type is ragu yo mama so fat in a 50 yard dash she hAS an overnight bag yo mama so fat that al gore accuses her of global warming wen she farts yo mama so fat that sehe went to church sat on a bible and jesus said let my people go

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Posted over 4 years ago
yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

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Posted over 4 years ago
yo mam so fat that the whales @ seaworld sung we r family

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Posted over 4 years ago
yo mama so stupid she thre a rock at the ground and missed

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