Yo mama so fat, she has to wake up in sections. Yo mama so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch. Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. Yo mama so ugly, even medusa turned to stone ! Yo mama so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger popped out of George Washington's nose. Yo mama so dumb when she bough an Apple phone she ate it. Yo mama so ugly she has a line of makeup called "Why Bother?"
♥ ia - chan ♥